Obamas
A unit of money in the new world order. Replacement of the dollar. Universal cash based upon need rather than value or capacity of work.
Example 1.
Leroy to cashier: How much for the pack of smokes, fifth of Mad Dog, two condoms, bag of cheese curls, roll of toilet paper, and this broken steak knife.
Cashier: 22 Obamas and 48 cents.
Leroy: I only have 5 Obamas.
Cashier. Ok. Would you like paper or plastic?
Example 2.
Patti's welfare check was increased from 1,500 Obamas to 5,000 Obamas when she enrolled herself in the country's stimulus program and bought a new BMW.
Leroy to cashier: How much for the pack of smokes, fifth of Mad Dog, two condoms, bag of cheese curls, roll of toilet paper, and this broken steak knife.
Cashier: 22 Obamas and 48 cents.
Leroy: I only have 5 Obamas.
Cashier. Ok. Would you like paper or plastic?
Example 2.
Patti's welfare check was increased from 1,500 Obamas to 5,000 Obamas when she enrolled herself in the country's stimulus program and bought a new BMW.
Obamas by mikeverdill June 6, 2009
