Definitions by oilcan905
Mel-loco
to totally loose your shit esp. when speaking on a phone to your former significant other. characterized by the sustained inability to speak without screaming as though your genitals were ablaze. Sometimes also characterized by being out of breath and breathing heavily into the phone like a crazed gorilla.
dude #1: did you hear that tape of Mel Gibson and his lady friend?
dude 2: yup. dude sounded fucking nuts, over the edge, like he went mel-loco
dude 2: yup. dude sounded fucking nuts, over the edge, like he went mel-loco
Tiger Lock
to enable the automatic locking device in your cell phone so your swedish wifey cant find the list of ho's you been dialing up for some side action
tiger lock
holmes: i left my cell at home, shit. I hope my lady dont find it.
smith; you need the the tiger lock. after 10 minutes with no action, the phone locks, like fort knox.
holmes; awesome
holmes: i left my cell at home, shit. I hope my lady dont find it.
smith; you need the the tiger lock. after 10 minutes with no action, the phone locks, like fort knox.
holmes; awesome
Tiger Lock by oilcan905 April 6, 2010
glen beck
1) to go on a verbal tyrade that has no logic or sense or basis in fact,
2) to tell endless lies with no overall purpose
3) to lose your shit,
4) to go fucking nuts,
all while waiving your arms and having a crazy-ass look in your eye
2) to tell endless lies with no overall purpose
3) to lose your shit,
4) to go fucking nuts,
all while waiving your arms and having a crazy-ass look in your eye
screwed up
screwed up by oilcan905 October 7, 2009
obamas babys mama
obamas babys mama by oilcan905 September 10, 2009