nxght

An actual jackass who can type surprisingly fast (and can track a big titty goth girl even faster). He's a good friend when he wants to be and comes off rude so he has a bunch of opps. Do NOT mess with him because he's a serious threat to your router. If you have a nxght in your life, please dispose of him immediately, because it's already too late.

"Man, my router got shut off because of nxght. I hate him!"

by Laeontopfr December 17, 2022

kiss your homie good night

If you don't kiss your homies goodnight, someone else or no one will. >:(

"Yo, nigga i didn't get my good night kiss"

"Don't worry homie, I got you"

*kiss your homie good night*

by Gregdan September 27, 2017

Red eye at night

A play on the rhyme "Red sky at night", this is an excerpt of the entire rhyme;

"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.

Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."

The rhyme refers to marijuana smoking, which can cause a users eyes to become bloodshot and red, and often being a telltale sign of somebody being stoned.

"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.

Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."

by The_ALCH August 16, 2019

Dark Night Of The Soul

The dark night of the soul is a spiritual depression, that ranges from feelings of extreme GOD-like bliss one day to all of a sudden extreme sadness, manic states and confusion the next day.

Dark night of a soul is best described as an existential crisis and is typically happens sometime after a spiritual awakening. It’s painful and confusing if you resist it but it is possible to overcome somewhat quickly if you fully surrender into it.

Every human will experience it in at least one of their lifetimes if they want to reach a Nirvana state and become enlightened.

Moms friend: What happen to your daughter? She’s been acting kind of “off “ lately. Is she alright?

Mom: I’m honestly not sure, the doctor said everything is perfect on the test scans and she is 100% healthy. I know she’s been praying and meditating a lot lately to relieve pain

Moms friend: I think she is going through a Dark Night Of The Soul. I had went through the same thing when I was studying the map of consciousness and doing meditations 10 years ago.

by IRSAgents August 1, 2022

night creature

Someone who's perpetually awake at night & sleeps during the day. They prefer the night over the day & are mystical people.

I think I'm a night creature because I was born at 4 am & have always greatly preferred the night to the day.

by Starchylde April 2, 2016

Friday Night Bath Night

To have a Mr Matey Bubble Bath with a large bear who constantly whispers inappropriate things in your ear whilst massaging your back.

Bobby: Dave, Friday Night Bath Night?
Dave: OK, but stay above the waist this time!

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Late Night Lenny

A late night lenny is a term used to describe an individual who comes out of hiding in the darkness of night. They are most likely to believe in aliens and any conspiracy theory that is topical at the time. Whilst claiming to be the friend of everyone, secretly, under the spell of the Uncle Cunty, they plot the demise of the local repeaters. Whilst sometimes confused with a cockroach, a late night lenny is different in that they will not survive if put into a microwave oven.

You're such a late night lenny.
Q. How many late night lennys does it take to change a light globe? A. No one knows because when the light comes on they all scatter.

by Kung Of The Duckheads March 10, 2019