nutbra

A device like a bra, used to hold up saggy, old men's nuts.

"I bought my Grandpa Jerold a nutbra for Christmas so that his nuts would stop dropping in the toilet everytime he tried to pee!"

by BrieandKerrie December 10, 2008

Nutrafarmed

The act of getting scammed or taken advantage of. Providing little to no value for a purchase.

The dealership really nutrafarmed me with that bogus extended warranty.

I can believe how badly nutrafarmed I was when I bought the time share.

by Nutrafarms October 29, 2019

Nutcram

to fit your whole nutsac in a girls or guys mouth.Your cram it in there.It can also considered erotic if she or he bites the nutsac.

Gasser nutcramed his boyfriend abdalla last night after breaking each others pelvuses.

by AJ Khalifa February 26, 2010

hot chocolate nutcracker

1. When you jerk off and shoehorn your nuts into your partner's anus and then they shit at the same time you blow your load.

2. A popular off-Broadway Christmas ballet production written, directed & choreographed by Debbie Allen.

Last night, my partner and I performed the hot chocolate nutcracker after we got home from seeing the Hot Chocolate Nutcracker. It was a great show. And my nuts hurt a great deal.

by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 3, 2018

nutbar

a wild, crazy, or freaky person.

that nutbar that blew past us gotta be going at least a buck and a half!

by westman November 8, 2003

Nutbeard

A particularly hairy scrotum.

I can't put talc on my scrotum it will turn my nutbeard white.

by Goat-boy23 September 7, 2011

nutdrainer

Anyone or anything so sexy that is likely to "drain" a guy's nuts during masturbation.

"Do you see that cheerleader down there? Talk about a nutdrainer now let me tell you!"

by super69isfine March 15, 2009