nutcrack

The precise point on the male body where the nuts meet the asscrack; tends to be easily irritated by cheap underwear and rough toilet paper

Damn, my nutcrack is really chaffin' today!

by AAAAAARGH ! Davey Jones September 16, 2008

nutcrack

A nut crack is created when a man wears snug pants causing each testicle to migrate to opposite legs.

Dude, that guy's wearing some crazy nuthuggers! I can totally see his nutcrack.

by Sylvia/Shaun May 13, 2008

Nutcrack

Similar to a buttcrack. Only with a nutsack.

Get your nutcrack off me dude!

by 13 March 26, 2003

Nutcrack

The light that shines betweens ones balls and ones thighs

“Timothy lept onto the bed and I was jarred by the blinding light of his nutcrack”
“Oh my god Bethany, that sounds so hot”

by showpeasant January 31, 2024

Nutcrack

Someone you see who is an idiot; Someone with a crack in their nut (head), in other words, a crazy, stupid person.

Man, that kid watching Minecraft videos on his chromebook in the hallway is such a nutcrack.

by TheNutcrackExpert February 6, 2025

nutcrack sexual

someone who is sexually attracted to nutcrackers, or really any Christmas figure.

"Kate? Yea I heard she was nutcrack sexual"

by katecnnor January 11, 2021

hot chocolate nutcracker

1. When you jerk off and shoehorn your nuts into your partner's anus and then they shit at the same time you blow your load.

2. A popular off-Broadway Christmas ballet production written, directed & choreographed by Debbie Allen.

Last night, my partner and I performed the hot chocolate nutcracker after we got home from seeing the Hot Chocolate Nutcracker. It was a great show. And my nuts hurt a great deal.

by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 3, 2018