nutcrack
The precise point on the male body where the nuts meet the asscrack; tends to be easily irritated by cheap underwear and rough toilet paper
nutcrack by AAAAAARGH ! Davey Jones September 16, 2008
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nutcrack
A nut crack is created when a man wears snug pants causing each testicle to migrate to opposite legs.
nutcrack by Sylvia/Shaun May 13, 2008
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Nutcrack
“Timothy lept onto the bed and I was jarred by the blinding light of his nutcrack”
“Oh my god Bethany, that sounds so hot”
“Oh my god Bethany, that sounds so hot”
Nutcrack by showpeasant January 31, 2024
Nutcrack
Someone you see who is an idiot; Someone with a crack in their nut (head), in other words, a crazy, stupid person.
Nutcrack by TheNutcrackExpert February 6, 2025
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nutcrack sexual by katecnnor January 11, 2021
hot chocolate nutcracker
1. When you jerk off and shoehorn your nuts into your partner's anus and then they shit at the same time you blow your load.
2. A popular off-Broadway Christmas ballet production written, directed & choreographed by Debbie Allen.
2. A popular off-Broadway Christmas ballet production written, directed & choreographed by Debbie Allen.
Last night, my partner and I performed the hot chocolate nutcracker after we got home from seeing the Hot Chocolate Nutcracker. It was a great show. And my nuts hurt a great deal.
hot chocolate nutcracker by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 3, 2018
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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