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Nutbanger

A near impossible basketball shot patented by Kobe "I'd rather shoot over 3 defenders than pass to an open teammate" Bryant. There are many variations on the Nutbanger shot but the general idea is that kobe will dribble the ball far too long and allow 2 or 3 defenders to rush him and start smashing him in the nuts. Faced with this situation instead of passing to an open teammate kobe often attempts a 30 foot turn around fadeaway backflip over the scorers table shot that usually misses.
1. Did you see that Nutbanger by kobe last night ? It missed and the Lakers lost but it nearly hit the rim and was very fun to watch.

2. Odom was open and calling for the ball but kobe jacked up a Nutbanger instead and missed and the Lakers lost the game.
by Laker John September 22, 2006
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Nutbanger

A near impossible basketball shot patented by Kobe "I'd rather shoot over 3 defenders than pass to an open teammate" Bryant. There are many variations on the Nutbanger shot but the general idea is that Kobe will dribble the ball far too long and allow 2 or 3 defenders to rush him and start smashing him in the nuts. Faced with this situation instead of passing to an open teammate Kobe often attempts a 30 foot turn around fadeaway backflip over the scorers table shot that usually misses.
1. Did you see that Nutbanger by kobe last night ? It missed and the Lakers lost but it nearly hit the rim and was very fun to watch.

2. Lamar Odom was open and calling for the ball but kobe jacked up a Nutbanger instead and missed and the Lakers lost the game.
by Laker John September 20, 2008
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Netbanger

Reppin a set, gang, or cult on the internet only.
This guy acts hard over text, but can't do shit in real life. I hate netbangers.
by Goldskull_3 September 13, 2018
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nutburger

a person with a shaky grasp on reality; a person with disruptive responses to life's situation; one who reacts extremely to life's minor annoyances.
He threw the camera away when he lost the lens cap. He is a real nutburger.
by Larry Levinson August 14, 2006
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nutbaggery

(nuht-bag-uh-ree)
-noun

The type of idiotic antics and self-absorbed behavior expected from a nutbag or douche. Similar to douchebaggery.
"Those dudes are up to their pointless nutbaggery again. Let's go somewhere else so we don't have to deal with those morons."
by Dyslexicon March 28, 2010
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netbanger

The word 'netbanger' is formed from two nouns: 'net' + 'banger'. The 'net' part is simply a shortened version of the word Internet. 'Banger' is a noun that literally means someone or something that makes a bang. Its precise and intended meaning is actually derived from the Icelandic word, banga, meaning 'to hammer'. In combination, the two nouns produce the new noun, 'netbanger', which denotes irreverence, a degree of iconoclasm, and free thinking. The name netbanger does not have negative connotations.

The term 'netbanger' was first coined in 2000 by the owner of the domain of the same name.
Mannie was somewhat of a netbanger; his personal views were unashamedly undisguised, which often proved controversial.
by POCUK May 24, 2008
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Netbanger

Someone who acts like a gangster, they usually threaten other people, behave like gangsters but more stupid, and they talk like gangsters when really most of the time they are just white boys who want to look cool for fame or something.
The 12 year old whiteboy in my 3rd period is a netbanger.
by Urbionary November 12, 2021
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