The
ill-advised consumption of the common household spice Myristica fragrans, which, when taken in large quantities (about a tablespoon or more),
will cause a minor inebriation characterized by light-headedness and intermittent mild euphoria alternating with the horrible side effects of intense nausea, severe headache, heart palpitations, abdominal pain,
bone pain, muscle aches, and delirium; a cheap and unpleasant
high commonly sought after by those without access to decent, safer drugs
like marijuana, cocaine, opiates, and almost anything else besides Drano. May cause liver damage.
Friend #
1: Man, I wish we had some pot. Mom's got nutmeg. You wanna do some nutmegging?
Friend #2: Fuck you, man ... the last time we did that I couldn't shit for three days and I felt
like I wished I was only sick with a terrible case of the
fucking FLU! I'll never forgive you for that SHIT!
Friend #1: SORRY! Instead of nutmegging, you wanna inhale some gasoline fumes?
Friend #2: Yeah, that'll suck ... but at least it's not
fucking NUTMEGGING! I'll get the gas can and the paper bag.
Friend #1: Cool. You're a real friend. stupid Colorado medical emergency