nutbaggin

Lickn'the back side of the nuts.

Karen and Ashley was nutbaggin'Greg til Ashley bit the skin of Greg's taint. Greg gave dat bitch a mushroom tattoo.

by Your Couzin November 19, 2005

nutbaggery

(nuht-bag-uh-ree)
-noun

The type of idiotic antics and self-absorbed behavior expected from a nutbag or douche. Similar to douchebaggery.

"Those dudes are up to their pointless nutbaggery again. Let's go somewhere else so we don't have to deal with those morons."

by Dyslexicon March 28, 2010

nutbaring

To shit while you cum.

Her head game was so strong she had me nutbaring.

by Usernameyoutwat May 29, 2018

Nutballin

to act nutty off a marijuana high

Dude that last J got me nutballin." reply "Seriously dude stop messing with the cats, they're not gonna stick to the ceiling fan

by runningwolf4690 March 14, 2011

nutmegging

The ill-advised consumption of the common household spice Myristica fragrans, which, when taken in large quantities (about a tablespoon or more), will cause a minor inebriation characterized by light-headedness and intermittent mild euphoria alternating with the horrible side effects of intense nausea, severe headache, heart palpitations, abdominal pain, bone pain, muscle aches, and delirium; a cheap and unpleasant high commonly sought after by those without access to decent, safer drugs like marijuana, cocaine, opiates, and almost anything else besides Drano. May cause liver damage.

Friend #1: Man, I wish we had some pot. Mom's got nutmeg. You wanna do some nutmegging?
Friend #2: Fuck you, man ... the last time we did that I couldn't shit for three days and I felt like I wished I was only sick with a terrible case of the fucking FLU! I'll never forgive you for that SHIT!
Friend #1: SORRY! Instead of nutmegging, you wanna inhale some gasoline fumes?
Friend #2: Yeah, that'll suck ... but at least it's not fucking NUTMEGGING! I'll get the gas can and the paper bag.
Friend #1: Cool. You're a real friend. stupid Colorado medical emergency

by THE DOOMED STUFFING November 4, 2014

Nutbagging

The act of getting repeatedly punched in the nuts whilst being fellated.

She gave me a nutbagging the other night, hurt like hell. But I liked it!

by redder December 25, 2005

nutmegging

getting stupidly high off of eating large amounts of nutmeg.

Dude, I was nutmegging yesterday, and I feel like I'm going to vomit.

by Wilmmer September 26, 2010