Dyslexicon's definitions
(leyt nahyt jim-ee)
-noun
1. A nocturnal request or negotiation made forthright with the sole purpose of consummating sexual pleasure.
2. Any person who solicits such a request, not exclusive to a stranger in a seedy location; the verbal contractee could be a significant other as well.
-noun
1. A nocturnal request or negotiation made forthright with the sole purpose of consummating sexual pleasure.
2. Any person who solicits such a request, not exclusive to a stranger in a seedy location; the verbal contractee could be a significant other as well.
"Hey baby, wanna come back to my place for a late night jimmy?"
"My husband never does anything romantic anymore! All he wants is a late night jimmy."
"My husband never does anything romantic anymore! All he wants is a late night jimmy."
by Dyslexicon March 28, 2010
Get the late night jimmymug. (nuht-bag-uh-ree)
-noun
The type of idiotic antics and self-absorbed behavior expected from a nutbag or douche. Similar to douchebaggery.
-noun
The type of idiotic antics and self-absorbed behavior expected from a nutbag or douche. Similar to douchebaggery.
"Those dudes are up to their pointless nutbaggery again. Let's go somewhere else so we don't have to deal with those morons."
by Dyslexicon March 28, 2010
Get the nutbaggerymug. (guh-shtahl-ing)
1. Slyly escaping scrutiny by being a phenomenal smooth talker.
2. Giving a long-winded fake apology until a person forgets why he or she was mad at you in the first place. This is a skill that cannot be taught and must be learned through experience.
Word origin: hybrid of gestalt and stalling.
1. Slyly escaping scrutiny by being a phenomenal smooth talker.
2. Giving a long-winded fake apology until a person forgets why he or she was mad at you in the first place. This is a skill that cannot be taught and must be learned through experience.
Word origin: hybrid of gestalt and stalling.
"You can never get a straight answer from a politician. They are exceptionally good at geshtalling."
"He avoided the wrath of his wife by geshtalling about how insensitive he was for forgetting their anniversary."
"He avoided the wrath of his wife by geshtalling about how insensitive he was for forgetting their anniversary."
by Dyslexicon March 28, 2010
Get the geshtallingmug. (shiz-uhl popt)
-adj., verb
1. Equivalent to voicing an expletive during any undesirable or unlucky situation. The phrase "to the max" can be appended to emphasize extremely dire circumstances.
2. Getting stranded in the middle of nowhere because your vehicle ran out of fuel.
-adj., verb
1. Equivalent to voicing an expletive during any undesirable or unlucky situation. The phrase "to the max" can be appended to emphasize extremely dire circumstances.
2. Getting stranded in the middle of nowhere because your vehicle ran out of fuel.
"Dude. When his girlfriend finds out he's been cheating on her, he is sooo shizzle popped it's not even funny."
"I told you to fill up on gas before we left, you tardmuffin! Now we're totally shizzle popped... to the max!"
"I told you to fill up on gas before we left, you tardmuffin! Now we're totally shizzle popped... to the max!"
by Dyslexicon March 30, 2010
Get the shizzle poppedmug. (zoom-buh)
-noun
1. A creature that resembles the slow-walking evil brown mushroom that can be squashed in the videogame Mario Bros (called a goomba), but moves much quicker at a jogging or running pace.
2. An evolved species of aggressive zombie that has acquired the ability to move quickly and decisively, as opposed to old-fashioned snail-paced zombies.
-noun
1. A creature that resembles the slow-walking evil brown mushroom that can be squashed in the videogame Mario Bros (called a goomba), but moves much quicker at a jogging or running pace.
2. An evolved species of aggressive zombie that has acquired the ability to move quickly and decisively, as opposed to old-fashioned snail-paced zombies.
"After all these years, you would think Nintendo could upgrade these goombas to zoombas."
"I think the machete is a wise choice. These zoombas are way too fast to hit with the conventional zombie sniper rifle."
"I think the machete is a wise choice. These zoombas are way too fast to hit with the conventional zombie sniper rifle."
by Dyslexicon March 28, 2010
Get the zoombamug. (jack-sing)
-verb
Giving ample compliments at every opportunity to purposely inflate someone's ego, thereby influencing an important decision in your favor.
-verb
Giving ample compliments at every opportunity to purposely inflate someone's ego, thereby influencing an important decision in your favor.
"Of course he's staying after school. He's jaxxing the teacher to raise his grade from a B+ to an A-"
by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010
Get the jaxxingmug. (rhee-see) -adj.
1. Used to describe someone who is inherently adorable, sweet, and cute, but also an airhead. Derived from the actress Reese Witherspoon due to her character in the movie Legally Blonde.
2. Unaware of being pleasantly annoying.
1. Used to describe someone who is inherently adorable, sweet, and cute, but also an airhead. Derived from the actress Reese Witherspoon due to her character in the movie Legally Blonde.
2. Unaware of being pleasantly annoying.
"Awwww, did you see what she did? Very cute."
"Yeah, that teenie bopper is so reesy!"
"Ugh, I wish she would stop whining."
"She can't help it. Besides, it's actually kind of reesy."
"Yeah, that teenie bopper is so reesy!"
"Ugh, I wish she would stop whining."
"She can't help it. Besides, it's actually kind of reesy."
by Dyslexicon March 28, 2010
Get the reesymug.