Definitions by Dyslexicon
shizzle popped
(shiz-uhl popt)
-adj., verb
1. Equivalent to voicing an expletive during any undesirable or unlucky situation. The phrase "to the max" can be appended to emphasize extremely dire circumstances.
2. Getting stranded in the middle of nowhere because your vehicle ran out of fuel.
-adj., verb
1. Equivalent to voicing an expletive during any undesirable or unlucky situation. The phrase "to the max" can be appended to emphasize extremely dire circumstances.
2. Getting stranded in the middle of nowhere because your vehicle ran out of fuel.
"Dude. When his girlfriend finds out he's been cheating on her, he is sooo shizzle popped it's not even funny."
"I told you to fill up on gas before we left, you tardmuffin! Now we're totally shizzle popped... to the max!"
"I told you to fill up on gas before we left, you tardmuffin! Now we're totally shizzle popped... to the max!"
shizzle popped by Dyslexicon March 30, 2010
jaxxing
(jack-sing)
-verb
Giving ample compliments at every opportunity to purposely inflate someone's ego, thereby influencing an important decision in your favor.
-verb
Giving ample compliments at every opportunity to purposely inflate someone's ego, thereby influencing an important decision in your favor.
"Of course he's staying after school. He's jaxxing the teacher to raise his grade from a B+ to an A-"
jaxxing by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010
jackstab
jackstab by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010
stoints
stoints by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010
gaggle slapped
(gag-gull slapped)
-adj.
1. Shocked at being slapped by someone you would least expect it from. The resulting astonished reaction is usually more intense than the physical pain.
2. The equivalent of being emotionally gagged. Caught completely off guard to the point of not knowing how to respond. Speechless.
-adj.
1. Shocked at being slapped by someone you would least expect it from. The resulting astonished reaction is usually more intense than the physical pain.
2. The equivalent of being emotionally gagged. Caught completely off guard to the point of not knowing how to respond. Speechless.
"I can't believe I was gaggle slapped! He used to be such a sweet boy... what happened to him?"
"I never expected her to react that way. I felt like dying right then and there. Completely gaggle slapped... now what do I do?"
"I never expected her to react that way. I felt like dying right then and there. Completely gaggle slapped... now what do I do?"
gaggle slapped by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010
giggle bits
(gig-uhl bitz)
-noun
Uncontrollable laughter that manifests in stuttering bursts. Not to be confused with gigabits.
-noun
Uncontrollable laughter that manifests in stuttering bursts. Not to be confused with gigabits.
"Looks like someone has a major case of the giggle bits..."
"Please make it stop! Hahaha! Oooo, my abs hurt!"
"It wasn't THAT funny."
"Please make it stop! Hahaha! Oooo, my abs hurt!"
"It wasn't THAT funny."
giggle bits by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010
swivel tits
(swiv-uhl tits)
-noun
1. A decorative pair of ceramic birds mounted on a rotating platform.
2. Unsightly pendulous sagging breasts often due to the combination of gravity and aging.
-noun
1. A decorative pair of ceramic birds mounted on a rotating platform.
2. Unsightly pendulous sagging breasts often due to the combination of gravity and aging.
"You'll never believe what I picked up from the garage sale. Look, swivel tits!"
"Don't go in there! There is an old lady prancing around naked in the locker room. I just saw her swivel tits, and now I am scarred for life..."
"Don't go in there! There is an old lady prancing around naked in the locker room. I just saw her swivel tits, and now I am scarred for life..."
swivel tits by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010