(gig-uhl bitz)
-noun
Uncontrollable laughter that manifests in stuttering bursts. Not to be confused with gigabits.
-noun
Uncontrollable laughter that manifests in stuttering bursts. Not to be confused with gigabits.
"Looks like someone has a major case of the giggle bits..."
"Please make it stop! Hahaha! Oooo, my abs hurt!"
"It wasn't THAT funny."
"Please make it stop! Hahaha! Oooo, my abs hurt!"
"It wasn't THAT funny."
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-noun
One who routinely excavates a ball of snot from the nasal passageway with a finger and then carelessly flings it away.
See also: nasaljectile.
-noun
One who routinely excavates a ball of snot from the nasal passageway with a finger and then carelessly flings it away.
See also: nasaljectile.
"Geez, that guy just picks his nose wherever he feels like it. I almost got hit by that booger snapper!"
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-verb
Giving ample compliments at every opportunity to purposely inflate someone's ego, thereby influencing an important decision in your favor.
-verb
Giving ample compliments at every opportunity to purposely inflate someone's ego, thereby influencing an important decision in your favor.
"Of course he's staying after school. He's jaxxing the teacher to raise his grade from a B+ to an A-"
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-adj.
Describing a super funny situation or occurrence. Often used by airheads or valley girls in cliques. Occasionally used by ghettofied bourgeoisie or people too lazy and dumb to pronounce the full word "hilarious".
-adj.
Describing a super funny situation or occurrence. Often used by airheads or valley girls in cliques. Occasionally used by ghettofied bourgeoisie or people too lazy and dumb to pronounce the full word "hilarious".
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-noun
1. A decorative pair of ceramic birds mounted on a rotating platform.
2. Unsightly pendulous sagging breasts often due to the combination of gravity and aging.
-noun
1. A decorative pair of ceramic birds mounted on a rotating platform.
2. Unsightly pendulous sagging breasts often due to the combination of gravity and aging.
"You'll never believe what I picked up from the garage sale. Look, swivel tits!"
"Don't go in there! There is an old lady prancing around naked in the locker room. I just saw her swivel tits, and now I am scarred for life..."
"Don't go in there! There is an old lady prancing around naked in the locker room. I just saw her swivel tits, and now I am scarred for life..."
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1. Used to describe someone who is inherently adorable, sweet, and cute, but also an airhead. Derived from the actress Reese Witherspoon due to her character in the movie Legally Blonde.
2. Unaware of being pleasantly annoying.
1. Used to describe someone who is inherently adorable, sweet, and cute, but also an airhead. Derived from the actress Reese Witherspoon due to her character in the movie Legally Blonde.
2. Unaware of being pleasantly annoying.
"Awwww, did you see what she did? Very cute."
"Yeah, that teenie bopper is so reesy!"
"Ugh, I wish she would stop whining."
"She can't help it. Besides, it's actually kind of reesy."
"Yeah, that teenie bopper is so reesy!"
"Ugh, I wish she would stop whining."
"She can't help it. Besides, it's actually kind of reesy."
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