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(leyt nahyt jim-ee)
-noun
1. A nocturnal request or negotiation made forthright with the sole purpose of consummating sexual pleasure.
2. Any person who solicits such a request, not exclusive to a stranger in a seedy location; the verbal contractee could be a significant other as well.
-noun
1. A nocturnal request or negotiation made forthright with the sole purpose of consummating sexual pleasure.
2. Any person who solicits such a request, not exclusive to a stranger in a seedy location; the verbal contractee could be a significant other as well.
"Hey baby, wanna come back to my place for a late night jimmy?"
"My husband never does anything romantic anymore! All he wants is a late night jimmy."
"My husband never does anything romantic anymore! All he wants is a late night jimmy."
by Dyslexicon March 28, 2010
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-noun
1. A decorative pair of ceramic birds mounted on a rotating platform.
2. Unsightly pendulous sagging breasts often due to the combination of gravity and aging.
-noun
1. A decorative pair of ceramic birds mounted on a rotating platform.
2. Unsightly pendulous sagging breasts often due to the combination of gravity and aging.
"You'll never believe what I picked up from the garage sale. Look, swivel tits!"
"Don't go in there! There is an old lady prancing around naked in the locker room. I just saw her swivel tits, and now I am scarred for life..."
"Don't go in there! There is an old lady prancing around naked in the locker room. I just saw her swivel tits, and now I am scarred for life..."
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1. Used to describe someone who is inherently adorable, sweet, and cute, but also an airhead. Derived from the actress Reese Witherspoon due to her character in the movie Legally Blonde.
2. Unaware of being pleasantly annoying.
1. Used to describe someone who is inherently adorable, sweet, and cute, but also an airhead. Derived from the actress Reese Witherspoon due to her character in the movie Legally Blonde.
2. Unaware of being pleasantly annoying.
"Awwww, did you see what she did? Very cute."
"Yeah, that teenie bopper is so reesy!"
"Ugh, I wish she would stop whining."
"She can't help it. Besides, it's actually kind of reesy."
"Yeah, that teenie bopper is so reesy!"
"Ugh, I wish she would stop whining."
"She can't help it. Besides, it's actually kind of reesy."
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-noun
Uncontrollable laughter that manifests in stuttering bursts. Not to be confused with gigabits.
-noun
Uncontrollable laughter that manifests in stuttering bursts. Not to be confused with gigabits.
"Looks like someone has a major case of the giggle bits..."
"Please make it stop! Hahaha! Oooo, my abs hurt!"
"It wasn't THAT funny."
"Please make it stop! Hahaha! Oooo, my abs hurt!"
"It wasn't THAT funny."
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-noun
The precocious and pedantic use of esoteric words in a conceited, scholarly manner. The words are dropped into a conversation so frequently that they cannot be ignored, thus giving the speaker additional undeserved attention and perpetuating the cycle.
-noun
The precocious and pedantic use of esoteric words in a conceited, scholarly manner. The words are dropped into a conversation so frequently that they cannot be ignored, thus giving the speaker additional undeserved attention and perpetuating the cycle.
"I couldn't understand a word he said. I stopped listening to that narcissistic pedantosaur over an hour ago."
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-verb
Giving ample compliments at every opportunity to purposely inflate someone's ego, thereby influencing an important decision in your favor.
-verb
Giving ample compliments at every opportunity to purposely inflate someone's ego, thereby influencing an important decision in your favor.
"Of course he's staying after school. He's jaxxing the teacher to raise his grade from a B+ to an A-"
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