The ill-advised consumption of the common household spice Myristica fragrans, which, when taken in large quantities (about a tablespoon or more), will cause a minor inebriation characterized by light-headedness and intermittent mild euphoria alternating with the horrible side effects of intense nausea, severe headache, heart palpitations, abdominal pain, bone pain, muscle aches, and delirium; a cheap and unpleasant high commonly sought after by those without access to decent, safer drugs like marijuana, cocaine, opiates, and almost anything else besides Drano. May cause liver damage.
Friend #1: Man, I wish we had some pot. Mom's got nutmeg. You wanna do some nutmegging?
Friend #2: Fuck you, man ... the last time we did that I couldn't shit for three days and I felt like I wished I was only sick with a terrible case of the fucking FLU! I'll never forgive you for that SHIT!
Friend #1: SORRY! Instead of nutmegging, you wanna inhale some gasoline fumes?
Friend #2: Yeah, that'll suck ... but at least it's not fucking NUTMEGGING! I'll get the gas can and the paper bag.
Friend #1: Cool. You're a real friend. stupid Colorado medical emergency
Friend #2: Fuck you, man ... the last time we did that I couldn't shit for three days and I felt like I wished I was only sick with a terrible case of the fucking FLU! I'll never forgive you for that SHIT!
Friend #1: SORRY! Instead of nutmegging, you wanna inhale some gasoline fumes?
Friend #2: Yeah, that'll suck ... but at least it's not fucking NUTMEGGING! I'll get the gas can and the paper bag.
Friend #1: Cool. You're a real friend. stupid Colorado medical emergency
by THE DOOMED STUFFING November 4, 2014
by Wilmmer September 25, 2010
by mandingoe June 5, 2004
In football (soccer), a nutmeg is where you pass the ball through an opponent's legs. This doesn't have to be the goal keeper.
I nutmegged him!
by Ian Chode March 4, 2004
Nutmeg a very useful spice. Also is the ultimate natural high that lasts up to three days. Take one container of the smallest one from the supermarket. Dump entire contents into hot cup of water and mix with a tea bag. Down the whole cup. All residue must be consumed. It may taste like shit but you will be high for days. Must consume on empty stomach to get full effect and don't vomit. Takes about 1 to 2 hr to start tripping. You will peak in about 12 to 18 hours. Toking is not recommended while on Nutmeg as a result you will go nuts.
by nutmeger February 17, 2004
A spice grown in South East Asia and the West Indies, whose proper nomenclature is Myristca Fragans. Commonly used in eggnog around the holidays or in certain dishes, nutmeg gained a reputation among prisoners and bohemians as a cheap, legal, but long lasting high.
Effects include rapid heart beat, flushed skin, blood shot eyes, a body high comparable to hash or even a low dose of MDMA, intense sexual pleasure, vivid (and often controllable) daydreams (known as nutmeg phantasies), finding everything funny, inability to walk (particularly if taken at bed time the night prior), frequently having to urniate/inhibition of urination, general giddiness, empathy and/or shift in perspective, and possible organ (liver) damage, although the latter is purely speculation do the fact that a chemical in nutmeg known as safarole is known to be hepatoxic. High quality, fresh off the boat nutmeg yields the best results. Be prepared for a 3 day bender...
Dosage varies from person to person, batch to batch of material, and even trip to trip at the same dose of the same material. For all you fucktards saying "go ahead and eat it man" or "make space paste or a tea dude, it works and tastes good " (if cat litter tastes good, go for it), its time to wakeup: Measure out your dose, then take a tablespoon and a few pieces of toilet paper. Most tp is segmented, and breaks into nice little squares. Fill each tablespoon up and place each lump of powder onto the toilet paper. Now get the drink of your choice, place each "bomb" (tp filled with meg) in your mouth, and flood your mouth with the fluid. Take a big gulp. It should slide down your throat with little resistance or gagging. No nasty taste, no shit stuck in your teeth, just painfree and easy. This action is known as parachuting, bombing, or goldfishing. If powdered nutmeg is not available, you may want to find some fresh, unprocessed whole pieces of nutmeg which you can either ground up, or, if you are a real man or woman, eat the whole pieces with some orange juice as a chaser. Whole nutmeg doesn't taste nearly as foul as the powdered variety, in fact it tastes not even half bad. Its spicy!
Effects include rapid heart beat, flushed skin, blood shot eyes, a body high comparable to hash or even a low dose of MDMA, intense sexual pleasure, vivid (and often controllable) daydreams (known as nutmeg phantasies), finding everything funny, inability to walk (particularly if taken at bed time the night prior), frequently having to urniate/inhibition of urination, general giddiness, empathy and/or shift in perspective, and possible organ (liver) damage, although the latter is purely speculation do the fact that a chemical in nutmeg known as safarole is known to be hepatoxic. High quality, fresh off the boat nutmeg yields the best results. Be prepared for a 3 day bender...
Dosage varies from person to person, batch to batch of material, and even trip to trip at the same dose of the same material. For all you fucktards saying "go ahead and eat it man" or "make space paste or a tea dude, it works and tastes good " (if cat litter tastes good, go for it), its time to wakeup: Measure out your dose, then take a tablespoon and a few pieces of toilet paper. Most tp is segmented, and breaks into nice little squares. Fill each tablespoon up and place each lump of powder onto the toilet paper. Now get the drink of your choice, place each "bomb" (tp filled with meg) in your mouth, and flood your mouth with the fluid. Take a big gulp. It should slide down your throat with little resistance or gagging. No nasty taste, no shit stuck in your teeth, just painfree and easy. This action is known as parachuting, bombing, or goldfishing. If powdered nutmeg is not available, you may want to find some fresh, unprocessed whole pieces of nutmeg which you can either ground up, or, if you are a real man or woman, eat the whole pieces with some orange juice as a chaser. Whole nutmeg doesn't taste nearly as foul as the powdered variety, in fact it tastes not even half bad. Its spicy!
Convict 1: "Where the fuck is my meth?!"
Inmate 2: "I lost it sir, but I got you some nutmeg. It will have you trippin for days!"
Convict 1: "Toss my salad bitch!"
Inmate 2: "I lost it sir, but I got you some nutmeg. It will have you trippin for days!"
Convict 1: "Toss my salad bitch!"
by ACIDHEAD November 12, 2007
A particulary sneaky manoeuvre in football (soccer) that involves kicking the ball through an opponent's legs. Usually followed with cheers of "Wheeyyy!" or "MEGS!"
by Dave Lee July 10, 2005