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nutbaring by Usernameyoutwat May 29, 2018
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Buzz Numbering System
The system of counting used by Buzz, the fat older jock brother in Home Alone.
Basically it's useful, if you want to list three things. Instead of 1, 2, 3 or A, B, C...
A, 2 and D are used.
Basically it's useful, if you want to list three things. Instead of 1, 2, 3 or A, B, C...
A, 2 and D are used.
a) I'm not that lucky
2) We have smoke detectors.
d) We live in the most boring street in the United States, where nothing remotely interesting will *EVER* happen, period.
2) We have smoke detectors.
d) We live in the most boring street in the United States, where nothing remotely interesting will *EVER* happen, period.
Buzz Numbering System by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens November 25, 2003
Related Words
nutbaring • nuttering • Nutbagging • Nutbanger • n0tcaring • numbazing • Numbering • NumbRinger • nutbashing • nutburging
NuvaRinger
What it's called when you pull your cock out of your girl and you find her NuvaRing contraceptive ring has worked it's way out during sex and is now at the base of your hard-on.
After we finished our crazy-ass 30 minute fuck session the other night I looked down and saw I had a NuvaRinger with Stephanie that made me feel like I was a bottle at the ring-toss booth at the carnival.
NuvaRinger by JLB2629 April 13, 2010
NumbRinger
When one takes a shit for so long, their legs go numb and they have a ring around their ass from the toilet seat...a NumbRinger
Ray-Ray: I was over at Big Fat DaQuisha's house the other day and she came wobblin' out of the bathroom, bumpin into walls and barely standing up straight.
T-Bone: Whaaaaat????? What the hell was her problem?
Ray-Ray: That's what I asked...That's when she told me she was on the toilet for 45 minutes and had herself a NumbRinger.
T-Bone: Damn dude...that's the worst...she must go 3 bills. Did you see the ring?
Ray-Ray: Naw...her's legs was numb so I took her word for it.
T-Bone: Smart.
Ray-Ray: NumbRinger smart!
T-Bone: Whaaaaat????? What the hell was her problem?
Ray-Ray: That's what I asked...That's when she told me she was on the toilet for 45 minutes and had herself a NumbRinger.
T-Bone: Damn dude...that's the worst...she must go 3 bills. Did you see the ring?
Ray-Ray: Naw...her's legs was numb so I took her word for it.
T-Bone: Smart.
Ray-Ray: NumbRinger smart!
NumbRinger by Bizboo November 10, 2009
Nutbanger
A near impossible basketball shot patented by Kobe "I'd rather shoot over 3 defenders than pass to an open teammate" Bryant. There are many variations on the Nutbanger shot but the general idea is that kobe will dribble the ball far too long and allow 2 or 3 defenders to rush him and start smashing him in the nuts. Faced with this situation instead of passing to an open teammate kobe often attempts a 30 foot turn around fadeaway backflip over the scorers table shot that usually misses.
1. Did you see that Nutbanger by kobe last night ? It missed and the Lakers lost but it nearly hit the rim and was very fun to watch.
2. Odom was open and calling for the ball but kobe jacked up a Nutbanger instead and missed and the Lakers lost the game.
2. Odom was open and calling for the ball but kobe jacked up a Nutbanger instead and missed and the Lakers lost the game.
Nutbanger by Laker John September 22, 2006
Nutbanger
A near impossible basketball shot patented by Kobe "I'd rather shoot over 3 defenders than pass to an open teammate" Bryant. There are many variations on the Nutbanger shot but the general idea is that Kobe will dribble the ball far too long and allow 2 or 3 defenders to rush him and start smashing him in the nuts. Faced with this situation instead of passing to an open teammate Kobe often attempts a 30 foot turn around fadeaway backflip over the scorers table shot that usually misses.
1. Did you see that Nutbanger by kobe last night ? It missed and the Lakers lost but it nearly hit the rim and was very fun to watch.
2. Lamar Odom was open and calling for the ball but kobe jacked up a Nutbanger instead and missed and the Lakers lost the game.
2. Lamar Odom was open and calling for the ball but kobe jacked up a Nutbanger instead and missed and the Lakers lost the game.
Nutbanger by Laker John September 20, 2008
Numbering
Annoying friend on AIM: H3y br0 w4n4 h4ng 0ut????
Other annoying person that still uses AOL: Not if your going to talk using numbering.
Other annoying person that still uses AOL: Not if your going to talk using numbering.
Numbering by Anybody but... February 3, 2014
More from Urban Dictionary
dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!