nut muff
When a man has a gigantic, overgrown and out of control amazon bush, to the point that it conceals all of his genitalia.
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nut muffle
nut muffle by the_paperboy September 24, 2013
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Nut Muffler
An insulting reference to a goatee. It infers that the wearer of the goatee is a cock sucker. The addition of hair on the chin lowers the noise produced by ones testicles slapping on the chin.
Nut Muffler by Geoffrey J. May 10, 2008
banana nut muffin
A type of pastry that immature people find humorous because:
A: "banana" is slang for penis
B: "nut" is slang for testicle
C: "muffin" is slang for vagina
A: "banana" is slang for penis
B: "nut" is slang for testicle
C: "muffin" is slang for vagina
Normal Person: "Hey, would you like a piece of my banana nut muffin?"
Absolute Douche: *laughing hysterically
Absolute Douche: *laughing hysterically
banana nut muffin by Yeah, that guy November 30, 2010
banana nut muffin
banana nut muffin by Sara Lee January 8, 2007
Banana Nut Muffin
Hey honey, interested in a banana nut muffin tonight?
Only if you shaved your balls. Last time the stubble killed my snizz
Only if you shaved your balls. Last time the stubble killed my snizz
Banana Nut Muffin by Manic Hispanic January 26, 2009
Nut muffin
Nut muffin by BBCece July 8, 2022
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