nut muff

When a man has a gigantic, overgrown and out of control amazon bush, to the point that it conceals all of his genitalia.

Scaroline said to her friend "I was going to give him head, but when I yanked his pants off he has the biggest nut muff I've ever seen. I didn't have a weed wacker handy, so I just let him Panama Canal me"

nut muff by Dc107 November 5, 2014

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nut muffle

Any item that will catch a load while masturbating.

I was workin' it for a few minutes and before I came off I grabbed a sock- the perfect nut muffle.

nut muffle by the_paperboy September 24, 2013

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Nut Muffler

An insulting reference to a goatee. It infers that the wearer of the goatee is a cock sucker. The addition of hair on the chin lowers the noise produced by ones testicles slapping on the chin.

Dude, that is a nice nut muffler you are growing there.

Nut Muffler by Geoffrey J. May 10, 2008

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banana nut muffin

A type of pastry that immature people find humorous because:

A: "banana" is slang for penis
B: "nut" is slang for testicle
C: "muffin" is slang for vagina

Normal Person: "Hey, would you like a piece of my banana nut muffin?"

Absolute Douche: *laughing hysterically

banana nut muffin by Yeah, that guy November 30, 2010