Definitions by the_paperboy

nut muffle

Any item that will catch a load while masturbating.

I was workin' it for a few minutes and before I came off I grabbed a sock- the perfect nut muffle.

nut muffle by the_paperboy September 24, 2013

Deal a deuce

To have a bowel movement, to go "number 2"

"Dude, my stomach hurts from all those slim jims, I gotta go deal a deuce.

Deal a deuce by The_paperboy July 6, 2012