nut muffle

Any item that will catch a load while masturbating.
I was workin' it for a few minutes and before I came off I grabbed a sock- the perfect nut muffle.
by the_paperboy September 24, 2013
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Deal a deuce

To have a bowel movement, to go "number 2"
"Dude, my stomach hurts from all those slim jims, I gotta go deal a deuce.
by The_paperboy July 06, 2012
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