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Deal a deuce

To have a bowel movement, to go "number 2"

"Dude, my stomach hurts from all those slim jims, I gotta go deal a deuce.

by The_paperboy July 6, 2012

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nut muffle

Any item that will catch a load while masturbating.

I was workin' it for a few minutes and before I came off I grabbed a sock- the perfect nut muffle.

by the_paperboy September 24, 2013

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