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nurls

a rather Negro/Southern way of talking about one's nails. Especially the long narsty ones with the chipped gold plated butterfly on the ring finger.
Girl, who be did your nurls?

That Korean on 109th and Park?
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Ointment Nurse

A complimentary term toward a nurse who places ointment in the fornix of eyes after eye muscle surgery.
Doctor: “Ointment nurse.”... “Ointment nuuuuuurse.”

Nurse: I’ll be there in a second to place the ointment.
by Bill Brasky the man June 19, 2018
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Nurse Practitioner

A midlevel provider who went to school for 6-7 years. Many have an MSN but the DNP degree has been introduced to try to blur the lines with Physicians who instead train for a minimum of 11 years. NPs use this obscurity in an attempt to validate their claims for unsupervised practice. Additionally, many graduate nursing programs are degree mills boasting 100% acceptance rates and 100% online coursework. NPs serve an important place in healthcare but are best paired with a supervising Physician.
Nurse Practitioner: "I wanted to be a doctor but the MCAT wasn't open-book, so I went to the University of Phoenix MSN program with online exams".
by DrHouse297 June 27, 2019
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Nursultan Tulyakbay

Borat's pissed off neighbor who has to equal whatever Borat does or has. Often is seen scowling at Borat, with a pissed off look because he is scowling for being pissed off at Borat, cause he is pissed at Borat because Borat has better stuff. Can also be spotted with Ipod Mini, which is for little girls
I now have Ipod nano, Nursultan Tulyakbay has ipod mini, which is for little girls
by RM85racer July 4, 2010
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nursing handjob

Giving a handjob to someone sucking on your tits.
"I asked her for a nursing handjoband she said yes!!"
by Dicktonary Definer September 4, 2017
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Nurse Practitioner

NP = Online Trained Midlevel Provider
The NP was a nurse practitioner or non-Physician provider
by Honesty's Not Dead April 8, 2020
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Nurse Kitty

My cat’s name because she helps me and works her healing magic by selflessly working on the frontline at my house.
I don’t know how I would ever cope without Nurse Kitty.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020
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