numbergasm 

A Twitter hashtag word for when you have interesting numbers of followers, followed, and updates. Coined by @sroxy

#numbergasm! I have 1000,1000,1000!

numbergasm by MrRoxy April 24, 2009

Numbgasm 

(noun or verb) The empty, meaningless orgasm one has following the 5th round of masturbation on a boring Sunday.

"The 800mb of porn I'd downloaded had lost its novelty value and I totally numbgasmed."

Numbgasm by Hooty McShooty February 20, 2009

Cumbergasm 

An orgasm caused by Benedict Cumberbatch

That photograph of Benedict gave me a cumbergasm

Cumbergasm by Cumberjunkie October 12, 2012

nubbergaster 

fucking 7 year old gibberish to call somebody dumb

Stop being a nubbergaster!

nubbergaster by slomo blick December 12, 2022

lumbergasm 

the feeling of extreme excitement one experiences when introduced to a full and clearly awesome beard

She never told her mom about that chilly November day she had the Lumbergasm. She'd simply never seen a man with so much beard!

lumbergasm by Kickakenna November 3, 2013

numberism 

obsession with numbers and calculations; life devoted to quantifiable goals: to earn more money, to eat less calories, to run faster, to visit more places, to possess more collectible items, etc.

Numberism multiplies quantities and destroys quality.

John in a numberist: he calculates everything, from calories in his meals to the duration of his sexual acts.

numberism by Mike January 4, 2014

Numberism 

A type of politics where a country is fixed using data and numbers!

"The unemployment rate is around 3 million"
"Then we will double our unemployment benefits"
The next year...
"The unemployment rate is around one and a half million"
"That's thanks to NUMBERISM"

Numberism by mr 1up July 27, 2022