numbergasm
A Twitter hashtag word for when you have interesting numbers of followers, followed, and updates. Coined by @sroxy
numbergasm by MrRoxy April 24, 2009
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Numbgasm
(noun or verb) The empty, meaningless orgasm one has following the 5th round of masturbation on a boring Sunday.
Numbgasm by Hooty McShooty February 20, 2009
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Cumbergasm
Cumbergasm by Cumberjunkie October 12, 2012
lumbergasm
the feeling of extreme excitement one experiences when introduced to a full and clearly awesome beard
She never told her mom about that chilly November day she had the Lumbergasm. She'd simply never seen a man with so much beard!
lumbergasm by Kickakenna November 3, 2013
numberism
obsession with numbers and calculations; life devoted to quantifiable goals: to earn more money, to eat less calories, to run faster, to visit more places, to possess more collectible items, etc.
Numberism multiplies quantities and destroys quality.
John in a numberist: he calculates everything, from calories in his meals to the duration of his sexual acts.
John in a numberist: he calculates everything, from calories in his meals to the duration of his sexual acts.
Numberism
"The unemployment rate is around 3 million"
"Then we will double our unemployment benefits"
The next year...
"The unemployment rate is around one and a half million"
"That's thanks to NUMBERISM"
"Then we will double our unemployment benefits"
The next year...
"The unemployment rate is around one and a half million"
"That's thanks to NUMBERISM"