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A hand job following a massage, usually performed at an illicit massage parlor.
What a day at work! Time to get a nub rub.
nub rub by dutch passion April 30, 2003

circle nub rub

When multiple women form a circle and masturbate and squirt into center
Diana, jessica, Natalie, Cynthia, Michelle, and Tara had circle nub rub around the campfire putting it out
circle nub rub by AJ8799 July 9, 2023

Rub the Nub 

Female masterbation, involving rubbing the clit.
"I'm so horny, i'm about to rub the nub right here."
Rub the Nub by FemmeFatale July 3, 2005

Rub The Nub 

The Act Of Male Masturbation Involving a Choad.
I used to think he jacked off but now since he has a choad he just rub the nub!
Rub The Nub by TheCorgasm July 2, 2009

nub rubber

A derogatory reference to a male which implies that he spends a lot of time masturbating his very small penis.
Guy 1: "Oops I messed up the job."

Guy 2: "Man, you are one stupid nub rubber!"
nub rubber by Dingus999999 July 9, 2009

nub rubbin

A variation on scissoring where the nubs do indeed rub. The clitoral ridge is heavily involved.
We had a good night of tub thumping and nub rubbing.
nub rubbin by roosemouth November 13, 2021
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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