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verb: forgetting to attach a document to an email
Sorry -- I nottached. Here's the attachment.
nottach by Glaciergirl124 October 31, 2011
Words you can keep

NOTMACHER 

A term used to describe any Ferrari F1 driver who is not Michael Schumacher. It is most commonly used to refer to Luca Badoer, as many people do not know his name or any other details about him (other than the fact he is a shit driver).

Since NOTMACHER conveys feelings of deep disappointment it may occasionally be used in general conversation to express this.
"I hope Schumacher's neck is better... fucking Notmacher is a bore to watch."

"Dude, I told you to get a bottle of DP not some cheap ass sparkling wine. Total notmacher..."
NOTMACHER by gentaXY August 20, 2009

nattachuck 

The act of tossing an empty natural light can out the window to avoid leaving evidence in your car.
"Yo PJ toss me those empty nattycans so I can nattachuck them out the window and my parents don't find out."
nattachuck by Uwb182 September 29, 2009

Nostache 

When a man has a moustache but you can't tell where the nose hair stops and the moustache begins.
"Man, Bill has a hell of a nostache going on.."
Nostache by Terrance Yothwater June 29, 2014
Word of the Day on July 10, 2014

Nostache 

Hair visible above the upper lip that grow and protrude out of a man's Nostrils appearing like a Nose moustaches.
Example 1: Man get rid of these nostaches.
Example 2: He has so many Nostaches that he can barely breathe through his Nose.
Nostache by medicophilic August 1, 2014

Nottachment 

You forgot to attach the document (or whatever) to your email.
Dude, Timmy, nottachment.

--Bobby

________________________________________
From: Timmy
Sent: Wednesday, August 11, 2010 4:25 PM
To: Bobby
Cc: All NY
Subject: book artwork

Attached is the design with the final adjustments described: logo moved to left corner and outside logo adjusted to ensure it will print as clearly as possible.

Thanks,
Timmy
Nottachment by tefutue August 11, 2010

Nostaching 

Nostagically watching old tv shows like icarly, spongebob and nickelodeon ect
"what were you doing last night?"
"Nostaching"
Nostaching by ItsJayJack September 4, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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