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NOTMACHER 

A term used to describe any Ferrari F1 driver who is not Michael Schumacher. It is most commonly used to refer to Luca Badoer, as many people do not know his name or any other details about him (other than the fact he is a shit driver).

Since NOTMACHER conveys feelings of deep disappointment it may occasionally be used in general conversation to express this.
"I hope Schumacher's neck is better... fucking Notmacher is a bore to watch."

"Dude, I told you to get a bottle of DP not some cheap ass sparkling wine. Total notmacher..."
NOTMACHER by gentaXY August 20, 2009
Related Words

nattachuck 

The act of tossing an empty natural light can out the window to avoid leaving evidence in your car.
"Yo PJ toss me those empty nattycans so I can nattachuck them out the window and my parents don't find out."
nattachuck by Uwb182 September 29, 2009

Nostache 

When a man has a moustache but you can't tell where the nose hair stops and the moustache begins.
"Man, Bill has a hell of a nostache going on.."
Nostache by Terrance Yothwater June 29, 2014

Nostache 

Hair visible above the upper lip that grow and protrude out of a man's Nostrils appearing like a Nose moustaches.
Example 1: Man get rid of these nostaches.
Example 2: He has so many Nostaches that he can barely breathe through his Nose.
Nostache by medicophilic August 1, 2014

Nottachment 

You forgot to attach the document (or whatever) to your email.
Dude, Timmy, nottachment.

--Bobby

________________________________________
From: Timmy
Sent: Wednesday, August 11, 2010 4:25 PM
To: Bobby
Cc: All NY
Subject: book artwork

Attached is the design with the final adjustments described: logo moved to left corner and outside logo adjusted to ensure it will print as clearly as possible.

Thanks,
Timmy
Nottachment by tefutue August 11, 2010

Nostaching 

Nostagically watching old tv shows like icarly, spongebob and nickelodeon ect
"what were you doing last night?"
"Nostaching"
Nostaching by ItsJayJack September 4, 2017