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Definitions by ItsJayJack

An alien-like subspecies of human who disguise themselves as a member of the British Population.

Commonly found speaking Chavish (A Language Based on English Slang terms with a heavy accent)

Chavs can commonly be found dwelling outside of a corner shop clutching a 35p energy drink (or some kind of alchohol) or At a local park, usually injecting or smoking something
S: "When i was walking home today, i saw a chav on spice"
A: "Filthy Bastards"
Chav by ItsJayJack October 13, 2019
You've been tricked and now i will explain why names on urban dictionary are fucking stupid:

1. they're blatantly trying to boost their own self-esteem in a really pathetic way

2. no-one gives a shit

3. go watch you've been framed if you think that your name is special on urban dictionary
Alice made her own name on urban dictionary to boost her self esteem, what a pathetic twat
Alice by ItsJayJack June 23, 2019

Whispering 

The act of messaging someone while actively talking to them in a group chat
*new message*
"Hi"
"Hey"
"WYD?"
"Why're we whispering?"
Whispering by ItsJayJack June 15, 2019

Globglogabgalab 

I am the globglogabgalab, the shwubble dubble blibba biooba bob, im full of shwimber klingerstein, i am the YEETst of thought and mind
"I am the globglogabgalab, the shwubble dubble blibba biooba bob, im full of shwimber klingerstein, i am the YEETst of thought and mind" said the globglogabgalab
Globglogabgalab by ItsJayJack August 18, 2018
The magical word required to say before you die or you live for 2 more years
"DAD!... NO!"
"uno..."
"oh it's fine now"
Uno by ItsJayJack July 25, 2018

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm 

the combination of letters you type when EXTREMELY bored
i was so bored yesterday i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm about 50 times

Homework 

The thing you're putting off to read this, Stop procrastinating and procrastinate by looking at my other definitions
" I Hate Homework"
Homework by ItsJayJack November 13, 2017