Uno

The magical word required to say before you die or you live for 2 more years
"DAD!... NO!"
"uno..."
"oh it's fine now"
by ItsJayJack July 25, 2018
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qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

the combination of letters you type when EXTREMELY bored
i was so bored yesterday i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm about 50 times
by ItsJayJack July 25, 2018
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Homework

The thing you're putting off to read this, Stop procrastinating and procrastinate by looking at my other definitions
" I Hate Homework"
by ItsJayJack November 13, 2017
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Whispering

The act of messaging someone while actively talking to them in a group chat
*new message*
"Hi"
"Hey"
"WYD?"
"Why're we whispering?"
by ItsJayJack June 15, 2019
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Globglogabgalab

I am the globglogabgalab, the shwubble dubble blibba biooba bob, im full of shwimber klingerstein, i am the YEETst of thought and mind
"I am the globglogabgalab, the shwubble dubble blibba biooba bob, im full of shwimber klingerstein, i am the YEETst of thought and mind" said the globglogabgalab
by ItsJayJack August 18, 2018
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Nostaching

Nostagically watching old tv shows like icarly, spongebob and nickelodeon ect
"what were you doing last night?"
"Nostaching"
by ItsJayJack September 04, 2017
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Chav

An alien-like subspecies of human who disguise themselves as a member of the British Population.

Commonly found speaking Chavish (A Language Based on English Slang terms with a heavy accent)

Chavs can commonly be found dwelling outside of a corner shop clutching a 35p energy drink (or some kind of alchohol) or At a local park, usually injecting or smoking something
S: "When i was walking home today, i saw a chav on spice"
A: "Filthy Bastards"
by ItsJayJack October 13, 2019
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