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Nostache 

When a man has a moustache but you can't tell where the nose hair stops and the moustache begins.
"Man, Bill has a hell of a nostache going on.."
Nostache by Terrance Yothwater June 29, 2014
Word of the Day on July 10, 2014
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Nostache 

Hair visible above the upper lip that grow and protrude out of a man's Nostrils appearing like a Nose moustaches.
Example 1: Man get rid of these nostaches.
Example 2: He has so many Nostaches that he can barely breathe through his Nose.
Nostache by medicophilic August 1, 2014
Related Words

nostache 

a mustache on the nose
Mike needed to wax his nostache before this evening's dinner party.
nostache by malta12 March 5, 2011

noustache 

(n.) The absence or lack of a moustache.
After he shaved, Admiral Adama walked around the ship to show off his conspicuous noustache to the crew.
noustache by Clark, Dick August 5, 2008

noustache 

a moustache having sex
have you ever seen a noustache?
noustache by FPM June 7, 2007

NOSTASCHE 

Found on both males and females ; nostril hair which extends over the top.
I gave my Aunty a nose hair trimmer for Christmas - her NOSTASCHE was getting out of control!
NOSTASCHE by Antrimade May 22, 2016

Nostaching 

Nostagically watching old tv shows like icarly, spongebob and nickelodeon ect
"what were you doing last night?"
"Nostaching"
Nostaching by ItsJayJack September 4, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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