nosist
Discrimination against noses
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Noisturbating
The act of masturbating while using a loud sound,music, and/or noise to cover the sounds made by the individual masturbating.
Jimmy: What is all that racket in JaMarcus's room?
Tyrone: Almost sounds like JaMarcus masturbating.
Jimmy: Is he Noisturbating??
Tyrone: Probably.
Tyrone: Almost sounds like JaMarcus masturbating.
Jimmy: Is he Noisturbating??
Tyrone: Probably.
Noisturbating by W2YM June 28, 2010
Notistic
Not autistic.
When someone or something is the immature third grader definition of autistic but not actually autistic.
When someone or something is the immature third grader definition of autistic but not actually autistic.
That’s so notistic!
Notistic by Mr. Twinkieface January 4, 2021
Noist
Nice and moist
Noist...
Noist...
(Guy 1) check that chick out, I bet she would be moist
(Guy 2) nah man, she's noist
(Guy 1) whaaa?
(Guy 2) she would be nice and moist. Noist
(Guy 2) nah man, she's noist
(Guy 1) whaaa?
(Guy 2) she would be nice and moist. Noist
nossiter
Look girls, don't fall for the "such a nice guy" act, we all know he is a nossiter and will try and take you up the wrong 'un at the slightest opportunity
nossiter by Breakfast Club April 2, 2009
Nosital
condensed form for saying NO ASS AT ALL.
people don't know what the fuck your saying when using nosital.
people don't know what the fuck your saying when using nosital.
Nosital by the b.o.a.t. May 1, 2005
Nowist
A nowist is a person who believes in living in the moment. A nowist sheds negative things in the past and and gains energy from positive things in the right now, thereby improving the possible future.
Nowist by fetsiboomsticks July 22, 2009
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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