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Discrimination against noses

“Ms. Yann has a long nose” - Destiny “Your a nosist” - Amir

nosist by Amioo October 19, 2020

Words you can keep

Noisturbating

The act of masturbating while using a loud sound,music, and/or noise to cover the sounds made by the individual masturbating.

Jimmy: What is all that racket in JaMarcus's room?
Tyrone: Almost sounds like JaMarcus masturbating.
Jimmy: Is he Noisturbating??
Tyrone: Probably.

Noisturbating by W2YM June 28, 2010

Related Words

nosist • Noist • noisture • noisty • Nosital • nositive • Notistic • NODISTS • Noisturbating • norist

Notistic

Not autistic.
When someone or something is the immature third grader definition of autistic but not actually autistic.

That’s so notistic!

Notistic by Mr. Twinkieface January 4, 2021

Noist

Nice and moist
Noist...

(Guy 1) check that chick out, I bet she would be moist
(Guy 2) nah man, she's noist
(Guy 1) whaaa?
(Guy 2) she would be nice and moist. Noist

Noist by Batman3 June 6, 2013

nossiter

A sexual deviant attempting to hide behind an air of respectability

Look girls, don't fall for the "such a nice guy" act, we all know he is a nossiter and will try and take you up the wrong 'un at the slightest opportunity

nossiter by Breakfast Club April 2, 2009

Nosital

condensed form for saying NO ASS AT ALL.
people don't know what the fuck your saying when using nosital.

Damn that ugly whore has a nosital.

Nosital by the b.o.a.t. May 1, 2005

Nowist

A nowist is a person who believes in living in the moment. A nowist sheds negative things in the past and and gains energy from positive things in the right now, thereby improving the possible future.

Helen is a nowist, she believes in making the best of every situation.

Nowist by fetsiboomsticks July 22, 2009

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026