a crazy mother fucker who is insane about the fictional command and conquer game faction called the brotherhood of nod he would actually strap a bomb on his chest and blow him/her self of at the blizzard or EA HQ buildings. Usually there rooms are all red and black, they yell (allot) and if you even think of playing whit GDI they will act like total NOOBS to you on the battlefield
command and conquer fan: hey dude you been playing C&C 4 lately

NODIST: YES YOU KNOW WHAT IT FUCKING SUCKED GDI WAS WAAAAAAAY TO OVERPOWERED MAAAAN AND YEAH KNOW WHAT IS AN EA WORKER SHIT HOLER I KILL HIM.
EA executive: yeah honey il'be home.
NODIST: *PULES A GUN OUT OF NO WHERE* DIE EA/GDI PIG CREATURE *BAM* BAM*.
EA executive: *dead*.
command and conquer fan: YOU CRAZY NODISTS.
by COMMAND AND CONQUER INFORMER January 2, 2010
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