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Nordstrom
Upscale department store. It is not Nordstroms or Nordstrom's but Nordstrom. No there are no coupons this weekend. There are only 3 major sales a year.
Nordstrom by Brooke Love January 10, 2008
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norisa
A beautiful Girl with Brown/ Hazel eyes that is strong in her own mind and is a very independent. Norisa is a very responsible women for her actions aswell. Norisa is also a very bright and fit girl, quit outgoing. A norisa is the most beautiful girl u will ever meet and she may not feel that way but she is
Chuck Noris
Chuck Noris by McIrish April 27, 2006
Nordstromsss
Noun- safety word used by Nordstrom employees when attempting to get fired because the high-pressure commission environment, under-appreciation, long hours in stilettos, tight skirts, fake nails, fake smiles and fake customer service make you want to die.
Lara- "Thank you for calling Nordstromsss, this is Lara."
Manager-"Lara, you work at NordstroM. You're fired!"
Lara-"Nordstromsss would be more than happy to return that Gap sweatshirt for you because I'm sure you bought it here."
Manager-"Lara, you work at NordstroMmmmm. Return that, then YOU'RE FIRED!!!"
Manager-"Lara, you work at NordstroM. You're fired!"
Lara-"Nordstromsss would be more than happy to return that Gap sweatshirt for you because I'm sure you bought it here."
Manager-"Lara, you work at NordstroMmmmm. Return that, then YOU'RE FIRED!!!"
Nordstromsss by NoLongerANordieGirl October 27, 2009
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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