The most
chill monkey in the primate family. This ape is not afraid to dap up his homies and crack a cold one with you on a nice
summer night. They are found in China but are
chill enough to pay half of the rent if you wanna move somewhere else with it.
Sadly their overwhelming coolness is not helping them. As of 2021, they are on the brink of extinction. with about 10,000 or less left in the wild.
Guy 1: Yo this is my main man
Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey, *daps him up* he pays half
rent with me.
Guy
2: Damn I want a friend like Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey!
Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey: Yrrrr