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Another word for getting absolutely smashed, or really drunk.
Person 1: "So how did last night go?"
Person 2: "Not good, I got completely nooshed and can't remember any of it..."
Nooshed by Thomskii April 6, 2017
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1) A standing up 69 sex position.

2) When a man is standing and a woman is in a handstand position, both performing sexual acts on each other. Commonly performed in a shower or a porta loos.
" Man, I cant beleive you nooshed that ginger girl the weekend!"

"Hey kathy, I was nooshed friday night by a badger"
Nooshed by BADGER BOY1 January 13, 2009
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The point in which you're too intoxicated to function.
I would've went to the mall but I was nooshed.
Nooshed by Little Frausty May 31, 2013
the state of being alterrd by a substance of some kind either alcohol or grass
"Yo guy we were so noished last night"
noished by jo5777 January 28, 2006
When the squad rolls up to the top lane to kill a 6 stack cho-gath. They are each then referred to as "Noosted"
"You really need 3 noosted players to take me down?"
Noosted by Wolftech November 2, 2016

Dick-Noosed 

adj. (Dik-nused): Syn: Whipped
A term used to describe an individual who is whipped beyond normal standards, in which the female has the male partner's penis "tied in a knot". In some case the "noose" may become tightened once a month.
Adam is dating Adriana Lima and has adequate reason to be Dick-Noosed.

Not a good thing but if it has to be done, be certain the chick is hot.
Plowed in the batty by an elephant trunk.
My cousin just got noshed in India... Beastiality.
noshed by Smeggy Nosh 68 February 7, 2017
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murderhobo 

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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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