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1) A standing up 69 sex position.

2) When a man is standing and a woman is in a handstand position, both performing sexual acts on each other. Commonly performed in a shower or a porta loos.
" Man, I cant beleive you nooshed that ginger girl the weekend!"

"Hey kathy, I was nooshed friday night by a badger"
Nooshed by BADGER BOY1 January 13, 2009
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The point in which you're too intoxicated to function.
I would've went to the mall but I was nooshed.
Nooshed by Little Frausty May 31, 2013
the state of being alterrd by a substance of some kind either alcohol or grass
"Yo guy we were so noished last night"
noished by jo5777 January 28, 2006
When the squad rolls up to the top lane to kill a 6 stack cho-gath. They are each then referred to as "Noosted"
"You really need 3 noosted players to take me down?"
Noosted by Wolftech November 2, 2016

Dick-Noosed 

adj. (Dik-nused): Syn: Whipped
A term used to describe an individual who is whipped beyond normal standards, in which the female has the male partner's penis "tied in a knot". In some case the "noose" may become tightened once a month.
Adam is dating Adriana Lima and has adequate reason to be Dick-Noosed.

Not a good thing but if it has to be done, be certain the chick is hot.
Plowed in the batty by an elephant trunk.
My cousin just got noshed in India... Beastiality.
noshed by Smeggy Nosh 68 February 7, 2017
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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