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A wanker foodie's way to describe a restaurant of Repute.
A place to eat in essence, the word noshery only being used mainly by hipster, left-leaning food critics or casually-dressed-on-a-monday advertising execs who have trouble saying the word 'restaurant'
After we've finished bleaching our a-holes for global warming, there's an epic little Noshery in Camperdown we should go to!
noshery by Jbone16 June 15, 2016
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noshers knee 

someone who damages their knee's or knee whilst performing oral sex. i.e damage to the ligaments cartilage quite similar to house maids knee which is damaged to the bursor.
noshers knee can occur to male or female or anything that can get on its knees
get down on your knees and nosh on this,
damn that bitch has noshers knee
noshers knee by gicker1 February 22, 2008

gunt nosher

A particular individual who excitedly feasts on the gunt, or the fleshy nodule which protrudes from the lower abdomen of an older female between the cunt and the "gut".
"Quit it, gunt nosher!"

"Ugh. He's such a gunt nosher."

"I think this bar is packed with gunt noshers."
gunt nosher by billiam's brenda December 15, 2008

nosh/nosher 

your a nosher
you give nosh
gimmie sum nosh
nosh/nosher by ami November 21, 2004
some one who suck dick usually 2 more dan one person
She gave head 2 five in a line, shes a dirty nosher
nosher by K8 November 4, 2003

gaffer nosher 

A sad individual at your place of employment who is constantly sucking off the people of higher ranks for his or her own gain.
Billy you're the biggest gaffer nosher I've ever seen. You disgust me.
gaffer nosher by Grafter999 June 5, 2016

dongle-nosher

Rugby-playing, bottom feeling closet homosexual with a penchant for helmet slurping and the odd chocolate starfish
The "Big" Emm secretly loves the cock, dongle-nosher that he is...
dongle-nosher by Anonymous April 25, 2003