nose cheese

The same nasty, smelly substance as ear cheese, the only difference being where it's found: around and under the nose. Like ear cheese, nose cheese is a combination of dead skin cells and soap and shampoo residues, creating a rancid, vomity or fishy odor.

Echhhhhh! I just kissed my girlfriend and she's got some nasty nose cheese----smelled like barf!

by pentozali April 12, 2010

Cheese Nose

When you're trying to attack someone's nose with cheese.

Don't Cheese Nose me!

by skeevester July 15, 2022

blowing cheese out one's nose

The act of justifying ones actions or thoughts through a series of highly contrived, and quite officious, sounding language in a psychological vein, which is, in fact, meaningless.

I was talking to myself yesterday and started really rambling and not making sense and I said to myself that I was just blowing cheese out my nose.

by S.L. Roberts (d.b.a John Thomas) May 13, 2005

Nose in the Cheesecake

Getting caught in a precarious situation.

Steve got caught with his nose in the cheesecake.

by thejoshonator August 5, 2011

Nosecheese

An emulsified mixture of grease, skin flakes, black head juice and white head puss hiding in the crevasses of your eye glasses, that without proper debreeding by a reluctant optician would eventually render the glasses FUCKED.

Suzi and Alex reluctantly stomped into the back room to debreed the fat fuck's nosecheese from his glasses.

by j_keylor December 24, 2009