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nose-job 

to perform oral sex on ones nose.
:suck my nose bitch, give me a nose-job"
nose-job by nose what i mean? May 22, 2004
When a man or woman rubs their nose into a woman's clitoris while performing oral pleasure to the woman's vagina.

Invented some where in South East London.
My girlfriend was so turned on from the nose job I gave her last night
Nose Job by PW&IL December 31, 2010

'nose job' 

Infatuated with an intense passion for another person regardless of a relationship/non-relationship with that person.
Enrico's 'nose job' for Serena was so intense that he looked like a Probocis monkey!
'nose job' by talk2me-JCH2 August 1, 2022
When you are trying to swallow semen and you start laughing, so that it cums out of your nose.
I was sucking Bryan's dick the other day, but I thought of his large nipples as he came, so I ended up getting a nose job.
Nose Job by DVJ November 28, 2012
When a girl with a big nose gives you a blow job and the end of her nose massages your penis.
What Ahslee Simpson would give you.
Nose Job by Karate Allah October 27, 2004
when a woman is giving a man a blow job and he is about to come. he takes his penis and puts it to her nose so he cums up her nostril
this is known as a nose job
she was complaining about me cuming in her mouth so i took it out and gave her a nose job
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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