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Nosecheese

An emulsified mixture of grease, skin flakes, black head juice and white head puss hiding in the crevasses of your eye glasses, that without proper debreeding by a reluctant optician would eventually render the glasses FUCKED.
Suzi and Alex reluctantly stomped into the back room to debreed the fat fuck's nosecheese from his glasses.
by j_keylor December 24, 2009
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Nobcheesecake

Really stinky nobcheese that's took years to build up and it may be a funny colour and make you unable to seperate your foreskin from your bell-end.
Ewww, fuck i can smell nobcheesecake, RUN!!!
by GodOfSexualFetishes December 5, 2010
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nobcheese

Smegma - white stuff found
on one's bell-end under the foreskin when one hasn't washed for a while (allegedly.......)
woman: Phor! Your nobcheese is really pungent tonight!
by anon..... :-) June 12, 2003
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nobcheese

A fuckin' stinky substance which builds up under your Bell end if you dont clean it regularly.
After being ill for a few days in bed, Timothy found that he had a large collection of Nobcheese (Smegma) waiting to be cleaned underneath his bellend.
by Joe Nazmdeh January 7, 2006
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nobcheese

"Urrgh, nobcheese!"
by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002
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nose cheese

The same nasty, smelly substance as ear cheese, the only difference being where it's found: around and under the nose. Like ear cheese, nose cheese is a combination of dead skin cells and soap and shampoo residues, creating a rancid, vomity or fishy odor.
Echhhhhh! I just kissed my girlfriend and she's got some nasty nose cheese----smelled like barf!
by pentozali April 12, 2010
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nomcheese

Nom nom nomcheese
by Shatho March 30, 2009
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