Nosecheese

An emulsified mixture of grease, skin flakes, black head juice and white head puss hiding in the crevasses of your eye glasses, that without proper debreeding by a reluctant optician would eventually render the glasses FUCKED.

Suzi and Alex reluctantly stomped into the back room to debreed the fat fuck's nosecheese from his glasses.

Nosecheese by j_keylor December 24, 2009

Nobcheesecake 

Really stinky nobcheese that's took years to build up and it may be a funny colour and make you unable to seperate your foreskin from your bell-end.

Ewww, fuck i can smell nobcheesecake, RUN!!!

Nobcheesecake by GodOfSexualFetishes December 5, 2010

nobcheese 

Smegma - white stuff found
on one's bell-end under the foreskin when one hasn't washed for a while (allegedly.......)

woman: Phor! Your nobcheese is really pungent tonight!

nobcheese by anon..... :-) June 12, 2003

nobcheese 

A fuckin' stinky substance which builds up under your Bell end if you dont clean it regularly.

After being ill for a few days in bed, Timothy found that he had a large collection of Nobcheese (Smegma) waiting to be cleaned underneath his bellend.

nobcheese by Joe Nazmdeh January 7, 2006

nobcheese 

See smegma.

"Urrgh, nobcheese!"

nobcheese by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002

nose cheese 

The same nasty, smelly substance as ear cheese, the only difference being where it's found: around and under the nose. Like ear cheese, nose cheese is a combination of dead skin cells and soap and shampoo residues, creating a rancid, vomity or fishy odor.

Echhhhhh! I just kissed my girlfriend and she's got some nasty nose cheese----smelled like barf!

nose cheese by pentozali April 12, 2010

nomcheese 

Used when eating cheese.

Nom nom nomcheese

nomcheese by Shatho March 30, 2009