normd

If someone tells you that they are going to do something and then they use some excuse to snake out of fulfilling the agreement.

I went to pick up my brother at the airport and he took a taxi home and didn't even bother to tell me, I can't believe he NORMD me like that.

normd by ShadowWoods December 8, 2021

NordVPN 

Before we get into the definition, I'd like to talk about today's sponsor, NordVPN.

Bro my account almost got hacked. Luckily I have NordVPN.

NordVPN by D&D Gamer 101 January 7, 2020

Nordic Five 

A hot ass group of sexy Nordics. The group includes Denmark ( Mathias Køhler),Sweden ( Berwald Oxenstierna), Norway ( Lukas Bondevik),Iceland ( Emil Steilsson), and Finland ( Tino Väinämöinen). They are all attractive as fuck and gay as all hell.

I swear the Nordic Five are getting hotter and gayer every season.

Nordic Five by ErenJäeger15 November 26, 2016

noredink 

an ungodly form of torture

Teacher- " ok, class, today all I want you to do is..."
class gets excited and hopes they can do basically nothing
Teacher- " go online and do your noredink. I have 3 new assignments for you!"

entire class has left the class

noredink by Smart_bish May 13, 2019

Going Nord 

Wearing a considerable lack of clothing when being outside on a cold day. The phrase also implies that the person seems to be unaffected by the chilly elements around them. The term Nord is derived from the Nordic race in Skyrim who possess fifty percent resistance to frost.

Sam: I'm just going to wear this sleeveless shirt outside.
Oleg: It's twenty degrees outside. You're gonna freeze.
Sam: I don't care. I'm going Nord.

Going Nord by PackAttack August 1, 2012

nordic skiing 

coming in two forms, classic or skate, nordic skiing is the original and hardest way to ski. you use every muscle in your body, and race 5-50k. an average practice for high school is 10-15 miles.

classic is a back and forth motion, primarily using your arms
skate is similar to skating on ice, except you also use your arms some, but mainly legs.
there is no stopping because of....
too cold
too long
bad wax
bad snow
sore muscles
darkness
season (skis with wheels)

i wish i was nordic skiing all the time!

nordic skiing by nordie4eva November 26, 2010

Nordick Helmet 

An evolutionary predecessor to the teabag. One is Nordick Helmetted by "allowing" (most often because of extreme intoxication) another man to place his testicles on the forehead and run his outstretched schlong down the bridge of the nose so as to achieve the classic Nordic Viking warrior helmet look.

Did you know clint is a prince in Scandinavia? Yeah, he was knighted in the traditional Nordick Helmet manner last night after bar close. Lucky guy...

Nordick Helmet by Leaf Aaricson February 2, 2009