noonied 

Being so drunk that you can't stand or speak

"After all of that fireball, I was so noonied I ate old Taco Bell I found under my car seat"

noonied by Redheadedbitch November 24, 2014

noonie cakes 

your significant other; your lover; your best friend

I love spending time with my noonie cakes.

noonie cakes by Boopie ba da doopie September 10, 2011

noonie 

This word is used to attract attention from people around you. First introduced by Sacha Baron Cohen's character Morad in Who is America as the 'n-word'?

Noonie Noonie Noonie! I am in danger, help me.

noonie by tilted_hulk July 27, 2018

nooned 

when someone gets killed or knocked out

i just nooned that guy hes out cold

nooned by daddydickmaster December 22, 2020

nooneder 

Synonym to No Wonder. It is used when the person typing to you is either drunk, stupid, tired, sleepy, or does not know how to use letters below "T" on a cell phone.

Zone MonkRX: I had a midday nap
wastedday542: i did too
wastedday542: from 2:30- 4:30
wastedday542: but...mun is a sleep depriving bitch
Zone MonkRX: nooneder you didn't do any of your HW

nooneder by mRX November 14, 2006

Noonie 

A cool person

What a noonie!

Noonie by Bob December 19, 2003

Noonies 

Aussie slang. Noonies refers to the drowsiness that can occur after a lunch.

Usually occurs to office workers. Derived from the word afterNOON.

bobs sleepin at his desk! That heavy lunch probably gave him the noonies!

Noonies by touhourules August 6, 2016