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Aussie slang. Noonies refers to the drowsiness that can occur after a lunch.

Usually occurs to office workers. Derived from the word afterNOON.
bobs sleepin at his desk! That heavy lunch probably gave him the noonies!
by touhourules August 06, 2016
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/nʊniː/

adj.
1) cute, adorable, lovable, cuddly.
Generally conveying the sort of maternal emotion that a mother would feel towards a baby, and primarily used by teenage girls to refer to something small and baby-like to which they feel affection.

interj.
2) Said (or "squealed" is a more accurate word) when the speaker feels the affection described by noony(1) and wants to vocalise this affection. Once again, primarily used by teenage girls.
Omg!!! Did you see those puppy's little legs? They were so noony!!!
by A-Døgg January 27, 2011
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The most amazing girl in all of existence. Cute, sweet, loving, caring, understanding, smart, creative, brave, funny, nice, makes life worth living, loyal, committed, wonderful, shy, faithful, willing, unique, respectful... etc. Nothing and no one can compare to her. Irreplaceable. There's no limit to her love. Totally limitless. I appreciate everything that she has done for me. Deserves praise. Eventually I will marry her. There's no one i want more than Noony. She is mine, and I am hers, forever. <3
I love you, Noony.

Person A: Look! A cute Asian girl!
Me: Yeah, that's my Noony.
by ShedlessGirl June 25, 2011
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A charming and rather twee word to describe testicles.
He said my thighs were fat ..................so I kicked him in the noonies.
by CazDee September 18, 2006
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