Noonies 

Aussie slang. Noonies refers to the drowsiness that can occur after a lunch.

Usually occurs to office workers. Derived from the word afterNOON.

bobs sleepin at his desk! That heavy lunch probably gave him the noonies!

Noonies by touhourules August 6, 2016

Noonies 

A charming and rather twee word to describe testicles.

He said my thighs were fat ..................so I kicked him in the noonies.

Noonies by CazDee September 18, 2006

Noonies 

Noonies are when you got to the pub in the afternoon for "just one drink" and by the time you leave its pitch black outside (not that you're in a fit state to see any way after actually having about 10 drinks)

It normally happens on a friday after finishing work early.

Noonies are NEVER planned.

"Oi Oi Dave wanna go down the pub for a quick pint“
" yeah sure mate as long as we dont end up having noonies like last time"

Noonies by dylbertl December 26, 2018

Noonies 

Black womans boobs

cracker: i love ur noonies

black woman: i kno their beautiful

Noonies by noonies<3 September 19, 2010

noonies 

Refers to the drowsiness / sleepiness one feels after their lunch break while at work.

Office Worker: I had 3 meat pies for lunch and now its 2pm and I've got the noonies! I feel so sleepy now!

noonies by touhourules June 3, 2015

noonies 

male testicles

Damn, it's so cold outside, I am freezing my noonies off.

noonies by anonymous May 2, 2004

noonies 

pair of mammary glands extending from the front of the chest of an adult human females, yes...boobies

Wow, look at them "noonies" on that babysitting babe ,ABTFY54

noonies by ABTFY54 September 1, 2008