Noonies

Aussie slang. Noonies refers to the drowsiness that can occur after a lunch.

Usually occurs to office workers. Derived from the word afterNOON.

bobs sleepin at his desk! That heavy lunch probably gave him the noonies!

by touhourules August 6, 2016

Noonies

A charming and rather twee word to describe testicles.

He said my thighs were fat ..................so I kicked him in the noonies.

by CazDee September 18, 2006

Noonies

Noonies are when you got to the pub in the afternoon for "just one drink" and by the time you leave its pitch black outside (not that you're in a fit state to see any way after actually having about 10 drinks)

It normally happens on a friday after finishing work early.

Noonies are NEVER planned.

"Oi Oi Dave wanna go down the pub for a quick pint“
" yeah sure mate as long as we dont end up having noonies like last time"

by dylbertl December 26, 2018

Noonies

Black womans boobs

cracker: i love ur noonies

black woman: i kno their beautiful

by noonies<3 September 19, 2010

Noonies

To finish work/school early and frequent your local bar/pub/tavern and partake in afternoon drinking.

We'll get this job done early and go for noonies.

by Chubby McButterpants March 1, 2011

Noonies

A group of Vaginas.

RUUUUN! The bad man's trying to touch our Noonies

Alec, we know you're gay but do you want to try touching a noony before you decide?

by CynicalMofo November 10, 2014

noonie

This word is used to attract attention from people around you. First introduced by Sacha Baron Cohen's character Morad in Who is America as the 'n-word'?

Noonie Noonie Noonie! I am in danger, help me.

by tilted_hulk July 27, 2018