noodler doodler 

The act of drawing a picture on a peace of paper with the shit left on your dick after anal sex with another man.

Man, that guy just did a "noodler doodler"

noodler doodler by Apple Friddler March 12, 2017

Noodle Doodle 

When a man spells words with his lemon juice in the snow.

Whenever it snows, Bob Saget likes to noodle doodle all over his yard.

Noodle Doodle by William Cockburn March 22, 2009

Noodle doodle 

1:A penis that is above average length but below average thickness.

2:A Penis that will not get hard from real girls due to over stimulation from porn.

Jake-Bro my dick is like 8 inches u jelly

Nath- dude length dosent mean anything if you don't have thickness, that's just a noddle doodle

The boys- Jake has a noodle doodle *chants*

Noodle doodle by Nicko the dicko April 16, 2014

Noodle doodle 

When you walk into a shop and then ask for a 'noodle doodle' to get a micro noodle or kimchi

Noodle doodle Jane please

Noodle doodle by Toddw2004 September 13, 2016

yanky doodle noodle 

when you die in a game and warn your friends from the threat

player 1: (dies) YANKY DOODLE NOODLE!
player 2: o thanks g

yanky doodle noodle by disco david April 16, 2017

my noodles just doodled 

There are two common uses for the phrase “my noodles just doodled”

a) to be really excited for something
b) to have a near death experience

a) *your boyfriend proposes to you* “my noodles just doodled”

b) *someone almost runs you over* “my noodles just doodled”

my noodles just doodled by adc4evvvvvvs June 29, 2019

Skiggly Doodle Noodle 

An usually flaccid & averagely sized wiener prone to flop in the wind of warm climates.

Josh's skiggly doodle noodle was cutely dancing, as if it were at a party in the warm summer breeze.

Skiggly Doodle Noodle by Skiggly August 10, 2016