noobsak
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noobskates
First coined by Kizuel, from new (with b as in freebie).] + skates(skâts)) = "noobskates"
~Noun
--breaking down the definitions--
NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.
SKATES: Shoes or light boots with a metal runner or blade fitted to the sole, used for skating on ice.
EXPLANATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobskates" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "skates" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness". It is both singular and plural with the s termination.
~Noun
--breaking down the definitions--
NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.
SKATES: Shoes or light boots with a metal runner or blade fitted to the sole, used for skating on ice.
EXPLANATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobskates" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "skates" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness". It is both singular and plural with the s termination.
GENERAL USE:
"Damn, that guy is a real noobskates."
SPECIFIC USE:
"NSA is the biggest noobskates I have ever met."
"Damn, that guy is a real noobskates."
SPECIFIC USE:
"NSA is the biggest noobskates I have ever met."
noobskates by -Kizuel- March 22, 2008
Related Words
Noobsaki • noobsak • Noobcake • noobsack • noobskank • noobski • Noobakanezzer • noobasko • Noobcakery • noobcakesauce
noobsauce
The purest compound of noob, or more definitively, the simplest form of noob. The noob molecule consists of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, and titanium. It is very unstable, can be found in all three states of matter (solid, liquid, and gas) on earth, and is usually saturated.
To be less specific in chemical makeup, noobsauce consists of two major ingredients: noob and sauce.
The noob is a lonely creature that roams the internet searching for an answer but often only finds people against him in his journey to find the truth. Many noobs grow out of their state to become noobhaters themselves, but the process of maturity is long and arduous.
Sauce is a key ingredient in almost every living substance. Some believe that the term sauce is too unspecific, and that there are many different types of sauce. While this is true, sauce in its most basic form is no type of sauce at all. In fact, tomato sauce, like noobsauce, is made of two very different bases: tomato and sauce. Sauce can be combined with almost anything, and, for the purpose of this definition, sauce bonds with the purest essence of noob to create the compound that we today know as noobsauce.
The origin of noobsauce is unknown, but most likely was a joint creation between the vast amount of users of the world wide web. According to currently accepted theories, these intelligent pioneers of science experimented with the noob compound and accidently came across this substance. They found its characteristics remarkably interesting and continued to experiment.
Today, thanks to these brilliant engineers, many variations of noobsauce can be found across the world. Noobsauce varies based upon the geographical locations where it is found. American noobsauce has a rather derogatory meaning, whereas the Chinese version of noobsauce can be used to sell online gaming items over internet trading posts such as eBay. These Chinese noobs have become some of the wealthiest people of their country.
The antithesis of noobsauce is awesomesauce, which of course consists of awesome and sauce. The awesome compound is very similar to that of the noob. Like the noob compound, it consists of carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen, but titanium is replaced by argon. Combining noobsauce and awesomesauce results in a similar situation as combining a base and an acid: they are each neutralized, the sauce assimilating into its original form, and, when awesome and noob bond, matter itself implodes only to erase this impossible combination of elements from existence.
In conclusion, noobsauce is a very fragile substance and should not be tampered with lest it contaminate the other substances around it. Too much exposure to noobsauce can result in deforming effects to those exposed.
Side effects may include whining, asking too many questions, and using numbers in the place of letters in words where they should not be used (for instance typing n00b54uc3 instead of noobsauce).
(Slang) To be covered in noobsauce - V. tr.
1. The act of being infected with the noobsauce compound.
2. The illusion of being infected with the noobsauce compound.
To be less specific in chemical makeup, noobsauce consists of two major ingredients: noob and sauce.
The noob is a lonely creature that roams the internet searching for an answer but often only finds people against him in his journey to find the truth. Many noobs grow out of their state to become noobhaters themselves, but the process of maturity is long and arduous.
Sauce is a key ingredient in almost every living substance. Some believe that the term sauce is too unspecific, and that there are many different types of sauce. While this is true, sauce in its most basic form is no type of sauce at all. In fact, tomato sauce, like noobsauce, is made of two very different bases: tomato and sauce. Sauce can be combined with almost anything, and, for the purpose of this definition, sauce bonds with the purest essence of noob to create the compound that we today know as noobsauce.
The origin of noobsauce is unknown, but most likely was a joint creation between the vast amount of users of the world wide web. According to currently accepted theories, these intelligent pioneers of science experimented with the noob compound and accidently came across this substance. They found its characteristics remarkably interesting and continued to experiment.
Today, thanks to these brilliant engineers, many variations of noobsauce can be found across the world. Noobsauce varies based upon the geographical locations where it is found. American noobsauce has a rather derogatory meaning, whereas the Chinese version of noobsauce can be used to sell online gaming items over internet trading posts such as eBay. These Chinese noobs have become some of the wealthiest people of their country.
The antithesis of noobsauce is awesomesauce, which of course consists of awesome and sauce. The awesome compound is very similar to that of the noob. Like the noob compound, it consists of carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen, but titanium is replaced by argon. Combining noobsauce and awesomesauce results in a similar situation as combining a base and an acid: they are each neutralized, the sauce assimilating into its original form, and, when awesome and noob bond, matter itself implodes only to erase this impossible combination of elements from existence.
In conclusion, noobsauce is a very fragile substance and should not be tampered with lest it contaminate the other substances around it. Too much exposure to noobsauce can result in deforming effects to those exposed.
Side effects may include whining, asking too many questions, and using numbers in the place of letters in words where they should not be used (for instance typing n00b54uc3 instead of noobsauce).
(Slang) To be covered in noobsauce - V. tr.
1. The act of being infected with the noobsauce compound.
2. The illusion of being infected with the noobsauce compound.
Last night Dr. Strangelove experimented with noobsauce in an attempt to infect Soviet militants only to find himself infected this morning.
"Hey man, you're covered in noobsauce!"
"No way, you're covered in noobsauce!"
"Last night I went to ManchuWok for dinner and poured an entire tray of noobsauce all over me. Now I can't even find my way around World of Warcraft."
"Hey man, you're covered in noobsauce!"
"No way, you're covered in noobsauce!"
"Last night I went to ManchuWok for dinner and poured an entire tray of noobsauce all over me. Now I can't even find my way around World of Warcraft."
noobsauce by Pablo Nella July 17, 2007
noobcake
From new (with b as in freebie).] + (keyk) = "noobcake"
~Noun
--breaking down the definitions--
NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.
CAKE: a sweet, baked, breadlike food, made with or without shortening, and usually containing flour, sugar, baking powder or soda, eggs, and liquid flavoring.
EXPLAINATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobcake" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "cake" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness".
~Noun
--breaking down the definitions--
NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.
CAKE: a sweet, baked, breadlike food, made with or without shortening, and usually containing flour, sugar, baking powder or soda, eggs, and liquid flavoring.
EXPLAINATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobcake" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "cake" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness".
Noobsapian
the scientific name for noob. noobs are under developed apes not really human so its ok to kill them for sport.
Noobsapian by Evil-ghost-ninja April 19, 2006
Noobsaur
Noobsaur by murphleezy June 11, 2006
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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