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Noobcakery 

A Location or Community From which many newbies arrive from.
This Play on words incorporates the aspect of the location practically making ("like baking cakes") Noobs.
This phrase may also relate to a specific person or family, who may have bought up someone of whom many would consider as a noob.
"Noobcakery" may even be applied to someone who acts / appears to be Noob-like.

Noobcakery is used in FPS gaming when one team has completely dominated another. The team that looses is thought to be "a new batch of Noocakes, from the Noobcakery"
Smells like a new batch of Noobcakes from the Noobcakery!
Noobcakery by Leathers9571 May 29, 2010
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noobcake 

From new (with b as in freebie). + (keyk) = "noobcake"

~Noun

--breaking down the definitions--

NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.

CAKE: a sweet, baked, breadlike food, made with or without shortening, and usually containing flour, sugar, baking powder or soda, eggs, and liquid flavoring.

EXPLAINATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobcake" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "cake" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness".
GENERAL USE:

"Damn, that guy is a real noobcake."

SPECIFIC USE:

"Jonathan is the biggest noobcake I have ever met."
noobcake by Infandus December 15, 2008
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noobcake 

The guy who wrote the definition starting with "A person whom is a newbie." It should be "who," not "whom." Whom is objective case; you needed to use subjective case.
im awsome, im guna use 'whom' 2 suond smart evin tho i dont no how 2 use it rite lol im a noobcake.
noobcake by Grammar Merchant December 10, 2008

Noobcake 

Used to call your friend an idiot without offending them.
Friend: 1+1 is 2
Me: You silly noobcake!
Noobcake by sm00shr December 20, 2014

Noobcake 

the act of being a noob, except adding "cake" for a more humorous effect (coined by M.R.Gann)(requires you to wear a silly hat proclaiming your noobcakedness) (one step below a noobtard)
dude, you are such a noobcake.
Noobcake by SushiQueen October 30, 2007

noobcakes 

derived from the word noob
aww i pwnt j00 noobcakes!
noobcakes by marquez October 25, 2005

Noobcake 

It's the same as calling someone a noob but just adding cake on the end for no reason
Man you're such a noobcake
Noobcake by Mac a mom April 25, 2017