noobski
of or pertaining to nerdiness, geekiness, all around failure; essentially an abomination in life; usually having to do with cymbals
That loser is so noobski.
noobski by E. Noobski April 26, 2010
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noobski by taaaaaylorh August 19, 2008
noobskates
First coined by Kizuel, from new (with b as in freebie).] + skates(skâts)) = "noobskates"
~Noun
--breaking down the definitions--
NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.
SKATES: Shoes or light boots with a metal runner or blade fitted to the sole, used for skating on ice.
EXPLANATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobskates" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "skates" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness". It is both singular and plural with the s termination.
~Noun
--breaking down the definitions--
NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.
SKATES: Shoes or light boots with a metal runner or blade fitted to the sole, used for skating on ice.
EXPLANATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobskates" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "skates" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness". It is both singular and plural with the s termination.
GENERAL USE:
"Damn, that guy is a real noobskates."
SPECIFIC USE:
"NSA is the biggest noobskates I have ever met."
"Damn, that guy is a real noobskates."
SPECIFIC USE:
"NSA is the biggest noobskates I have ever met."
noobskates by -Kizuel- March 22, 2008
noobshit
"You noobshit!"
NoobKillah
A hacker often noted for having a cunt at his side, Usually banned every 3-4 weeks from GaiaOnline.com.
NoobKillah by Minntteehh January 28, 2009
noobyskins
Shmurkio: "I love playing this game!"
noobyskins: "Blud, I am a rude person and I only care about money and cheating. Blud, I am going to cheat in this game xaxaxa!"
Shmurkio: "Blud, stop being such a goofball!"
noobyskins: "Scheiße digga"
noobyskins: "Blud, I am a rude person and I only care about money and cheating. Blud, I am going to cheat in this game xaxaxa!"
Shmurkio: "Blud, stop being such a goofball!"
noobyskins: "Scheiße digga"
noobyskins by Shmurkio June 12, 2023
Noobskank
A freshman or new person in a school or work place that is clad in an exceptionally scandalous way to get attention from the opposite gender. Usually pertains to those of a female orientation, however, an exceptional man could also fit the bill.
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