noobski 

of or pertaining to nerdiness, geekiness, all around failure; essentially an abomination in life; usually having to do with cymbals

That loser is so noobski.

noobski by E. Noobski April 26, 2010

noobski 

refering to a noob, (someone who is new at something) with a nice twist.

"dude i just beat halo i powned yo ass!"

"aw im a noobski!"

noobski by taaaaaylorh August 19, 2008

noobskates 

First coined by Kizuel, from new (with b as in freebie). + skates(skâts)) = "noobskates"

~Noun

--breaking down the definitions--

NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.

SKATES: Shoes or light boots with a metal runner or blade fitted to the sole, used for skating on ice.

EXPLANATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobskates" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "skates" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness". It is both singular and plural with the s termination.

GENERAL USE:

"Damn, that guy is a real noobskates."

SPECIFIC USE:

"NSA is the biggest noobskates I have ever met."

noobskates by -Kizuel- March 22, 2008

noobshit 

when someone is a noob, dumber than the average human, and a piece of shit at the same time

"You noobshit!"

noobshit by toefoo May 19, 2010

NoobKillah 

A hacker often noted for having a cunt at his side, Usually banned every 3-4 weeks from GaiaOnline.com.

NoobKillah79
NoobKillah
ll-Noobkillah-ll
Dark-Noobkillah

NoobKillah by Minntteehh January 28, 2009

noobyskins 

a scammer on discord, cheats in valorant and fortnit

Shmurkio: "I love playing this game!"
noobyskins: "Blud, I am a rude person and I only care about money and cheating. Blud, I am going to cheat in this game xaxaxa!"
Shmurkio: "Blud, stop being such a goofball!"
noobyskins: "Scheiße digga"

noobyskins by Shmurkio June 12, 2023

Noobskank

A freshman or new person in a school or work place that is clad in an exceptionally scandalous way to get attention from the opposite gender. Usually pertains to those of a female orientation, however, an exceptional man could also fit the bill.

Sarah: "Did you see that girl wearing a mini skirt and plunging top? She was practically falling out all over the place! And the guys just kept STARING!"
Jen: "Yeah! She is SUCH a noobskank!"

Noobskank by Koby D January 11, 2009