nooblin 

(NOOB-lin) A noob who somewhat looks like a goblin, midget, or gnome and constantly tries to annoy others but always fails horribly.

Nooblin:"I will squirt my sperm all over u!"
People:"haha u forgot u dont hav any sperms little boy"
Nooblin:"NOOOOOOOO"

nooblin by The Wordkeeper January 3, 2009

Pool Noodling 

being tossed around in bed as if you were as weightless as a pool noodle

Jake was pool noodling me last night.

Pool Noodling by FunP4President December 3, 2022

Pool Noodling 

Vigorous sex where one is tossed around and bent every which way as if as weightless as a pool noodle. Commonly liked people who aren’t really vanilla but maybe haven’t tried the whole ice cream shop either.

He gave me the pool noodling treatment last night

Pool Noodling by labraptor December 3, 2022

noobling 

A young or baby noob. These diminutive creatures tend to hang around in groups, so be careful if you accidentally prise one away from its habitat; its fellow nooblings will come after you shouting a torrent of abuse in Noobish.

Noobling1: phr33 money pl0z
Noobling2: pls gif me phr33 st00f im new 2 dis game!!111
You: No, go away
Noobling1: omg rep0rted!!
Noobling2: racist!
Noobling3: reprorted
Noobling4: ima follow u untilz u gif us fre stufzorz

noobling by Moist_Sponge December 3, 2010

noodling 

A form of fishing in which a crazy person runs into a lake and searches for holes on the bottom with his foot. Then he inserts his finger into the hole and lets something bite it. Hopefully, it's a catfish. If so, he wrestles the catfish to the surface and drags it to shore. If its not a catfish, he may lose his finger to a snapping turtle or his life to a water moccasin.

Believe it or not, noodling is illegal in many states.

Never noodle for catfish with your dong or you will receive the most painful injury ever to spring from noodling.

noodling by MazurkaMatt June 18, 2006

nooblander 

Similar to zoolander but when playing a video game that they are not good at they are a nooblander.

That guy playing BF1942 is so bad he is a nooblander.

nooblander by Rynobig July 6, 2007

Nobling 

A trainee nob. Not quite a fully fledged nob, but with a little persistence and experience, will surely get there.

Eeeh. Look at those noblings outside Coop in Shipston-on-Stour... What is the world coming to? What on earth will become of them when they get older?

Answer: They will transform into fully fledged nobs, like a caterpillar transforming into a butterfly.

Nobling by Sah rah November 5, 2007