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Noobiest 

The noob with the least expierience. Somebody who sucks more than other noobs. Used as an insult by people, usually gamers, to say, you're worse than all the other noobs.
Noob playing counter-strike: Omg@#, How do I picks up teh weaponz#$?

Expert playing counter-stirke: Omg gawd..you are teh noobiest!!@#
Noobiest by Hackneyed August 25, 2006
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NoobiestNoob 

1) A person who has very low confidence in playing dota and often refers to himself as Noob or noobiest noob. This is of course in an attempt to put down the effort one has to contribute in the game. By refering to him/her self as noob, they believe that teammates expect less out of them and they can get away with being noob (although its really a self confidence issue). Prefered heroes include: Nai'x, Faceless Void, PA, any hero which needs to farm + autoattack. (They dont have confidence to use spells).

2) True Captain
3) True Patriot
4) True Boziatis

5) The Dean
6) NoobiestNoob
7) eagl(without e)_down_under
1) Eh True Captain stop calling yourself NoobiestNoob, you're after all the true captain.

2) NoobiestNoob has entered the room
2 mins later....
NoobiestNoob pulled plug due to low confidence
NoobiestNoob by PicNikPic May 28, 2011
Has a big dick
Yeah, that guy is a Nooblie
Nooblie by Not Nooblie September 14, 2018
the crumbs that are left over at the bottom of a bag of chips
"hey, are you going to eat those noobies?
noobies by dirtydanny January 12, 2009
(1).Boobies found upon the chest of a noob, most likely a fat one.
(2).Breasts of an obese nerd and/or geek.
Guy 1: Hey dude, look at that nerd run, it's like there's a Best Buy sale going on!
Guy 2: HAHA Yeah! Looks like a nerdy Baywatch episode with his noobies flopping around like that.
noobies by niteC May 7, 2007

nooblish 

The common typing language of noobs.
Noob: zomg u liek a ttl n00b watch me pwn u with mi gun.
Non-Noob: *pwns noob* Good battle, just don't talk that much nooblish. It's hard to understand.
Noob: no unfair u hax'r im reportin u see how do u liek that
nooblish by greystorm July 11, 2011
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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Throat Sweats 

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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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