noobling

A young or baby noob. These diminutive creatures tend to hang around in groups, so be careful if you accidentally prise one away from its habitat; its fellow nooblings will come after you shouting a torrent of abuse in Noobish.

Noobling1: phr33 money pl0z
Noobling2: pls gif me phr33 st00f im new 2 dis game!!111
You: No, go away
Noobling1: omg rep0rted!!
Noobling2: racist!
Noobling3: reprorted
Noobling4: ima follow u untilz u gif us fre stufzorz

by Moist_Sponge December 3, 2010

noobling

1. The offspring of a noob.

2. someone who is new to being a noob.

I saw you and your nooblings at the video store yesterday.

by Yah-Set February 5, 2008

noobling

sized down noob, sometimes worse than a noob,

Ryan the man hammer, is a huge noobling, he aint got shit on me

by tommy gangsta June 11, 2006

Noobling Prime

n. A noob to the point of being a noob where they are ungodly untolerable. Most Noobling Primes use "lol" as punctuation.

"lyk so i went lyke 2 da mall n stuff n wuz liek oh mah gawd i need dis purse lol"

"Jesus Christ! Shut up the fuck up Noobling Prime."

by Zee September 19, 2005

Pool Noodling

being tossed around in bed as if you were as weightless as a pool noodle

Jake was pool noodling me last night.

by FunP4President December 3, 2022

Pool Noodling

Vigorous sex where one is tossed around and bent every which way as if as weightless as a pool noodle. Commonly liked people who aren’t really vanilla but maybe haven’t tried the whole ice cream shop either.

He gave me the pool noodling treatment last night

by labraptor December 3, 2022

Fu-noodling

The act of drinking a beer at a rapid pace through a pool noodle. It is similar to the concept of a "beer bong" but obviously more fun hence the name FUNoodle

"let's bong some beers!"
"we can't because we don't have a beer bong!"
"that's okay, we have a noodle. We can do some Fu-noodling!!!"

by Evanislikewoah September 13, 2011