nonsemble 

When someone obviously tried very hard to make an outfit and it just did not work.

" Honey, what is this nonsemble you have on? It is atrocious."
ensemble, outfit, mismatch, fashion faux pas

nonsemble by ianvogue November 14, 2015

nosebleed seats 

Seats in a theater, usually for a live show of some sort, that are so high and far away from the stage that you get a "nosebleed" from the high altitude.

"Where were you for poker night, man?"
"Oh, man - My girlfriend dragged me to the opera! The show was horrible AND we had nosebleed seats!"
"Rough, dude."

nosebleed seats by Nigellus December 18, 2007

nosebleed section 

The uppermost part of a sports arena. Used to exaggerate the altitude of the highest seats, i.e. high altitudes give you nosebleeds.

We ordered our tickets later than everyone else and were forced to sit in the nosebleed section high above the field.

nosebleed section by Webster April 20, 2004

Frosty Nosebleed 

When one cums in their partner's nose after sexual relations, especially blowjobs.

I knew sexy time was over when I gave her a frosty nosebleed. RIP in Pepperonis sex life :(

Frosty Nosebleed by SeveyIsGay April 15, 2015

nosebleeding 

When someone sees something so amazing they end up nosebleeding and blushing like crazy

I saw him without a shirt and ended up nosebleeding

nosebleeding by TheWolfPrince February 10, 2018

nosebleed 

Sometimes used in anime and manga, nosebleed means to become sexually excited. It's usually embarrassing and something the character will probably try to cover up. Though it normally is shown happening to male characters, female characters have also been shown having nosebleeds.
It is also a term used by fans, regardless of their type of fandom, to express finding something exciting sexually or hot.

Sailor Venus had a nosebleed just thinking about Yaten Kou in the anime version of Sailor Moon.

He quickly covered his face in an attempt to stop his nosebleed.

Girl 1: Oh my gosh, did you see the latest manga chapter?
Girl 2: Yeah, Ed looked so sexy in the chapter cover, I totally wanted to nosebleed.

nosebleed by RSForever April 10, 2008

nosebleed 

A less embarassing but more irritating alternative to developing a boner.

nosebleed by Lover Boy September 16, 2003