DHM

An action that demonstrates a "callous disregard for human life" and results in death. Used as an exaggeration when someone overlooks feelings or seems not to care. Implying they care SO little, they're killing you.

OMG could you shut up about you and your new boyfriend, you are totally DHMing me!

by ianvogue March 28, 2013

long day ago

Something which happened many hours ago... but feels as if it were days ago until you realize it was only yesterday... so many hours it wasn't today but not enough to be days ago.

Oh man do you remember when we ordered pizza? It couldn't be more than a long day ago....

by ianvogue March 21, 2019

nonsemble

When someone obviously tried very hard to make an outfit and it just did not work.

" Honey, what is this nonsemble you have on? It is atrocious."
ensemble, outfit, mismatch, fashion faux pas

by ianvogue September 29, 2015

cashmiracle

The joy and wonder of finding cashmere at a reduced price. A miracle for both its extreme comfort level and value! Double win.

"I needed a soft sweater, thank the shopping gods I found one at an outlet store, it was a cashmiracle!"

by ianvogue February 19, 2014

dabginity

(n) the quality or state of never having had a marijuana butane hash oil (BHO) 'dab' or any experience with oil 'dabbing'. (plural) dabginities

"Man I smoke dabs all day... lost my dabginity ages ago!"
"I gave my friends BHO dabs and took all their dabginities!"

by ianvogue January 20, 2014

phauxcall

A fake phone conversation one has with them self to appear preoccupied.

I saw my ex walking by so I made a quick phauxcall to my 'boyfriend'. We had super hot 'plans'...

by ianvogue November 20, 2014

beautarded

When someone says something so stupid you question if they might be mentally challenged, but they're pretty so they get away with it.

"Man, that hottie says some dumb s*** but she's fine as hell. Straight beautarded!"

by ianvogue March 31, 2014