*nosebleed*
when a nerd see something hot that they cant comprehend like a naked girl on a cam or just get over excited about something dumb on the computer and the blood rush to there head
*nosebleed* by Na'Tasha October 30, 2007
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nosebleed
Sometimes used in anime and manga, nosebleed means to become sexually excited. It's usually embarrassing and something the character will probably try to cover up. Though it normally is shown happening to male characters, female characters have also been shown having nosebleeds.
It is also a term used by fans, regardless of their type of fandom, to express finding something exciting sexually or hot.
It is also a term used by fans, regardless of their type of fandom, to express finding something exciting sexually or hot.
Sailor Venus had a nosebleed just thinking about Yaten Kou in the anime version of Sailor Moon.
He quickly covered his face in an attempt to stop his nosebleed.
Girl 1: Oh my gosh, did you see the latest manga chapter?
Girl 2: Yeah, Ed looked so sexy in the chapter cover, I totally wanted to nosebleed.
He quickly covered his face in an attempt to stop his nosebleed.
Girl 1: Oh my gosh, did you see the latest manga chapter?
Girl 2: Yeah, Ed looked so sexy in the chapter cover, I totally wanted to nosebleed.
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nosebleed
a Filipino street slang that means running out of English words to say , or is in a state of difficulty understanding particularly English language. may sometimes be applicable aside from English like math problems.
I'm going to flunk trigonometry,I went nosebleed during the final exam.
Stop it man, I'm already having a nosebleed. (a comment to someone speaking in rapid fire English.)
Stop it man, I'm already having a nosebleed. (a comment to someone speaking in rapid fire English.)
nosebleed by benryanlee November 12, 2011
nosebleed
what one gets when a male sees a fucking hot female; an instananeous rush of blood to the nose (and also wordpenis) when one is excited by a member of the opposite sex.
nosebleed by ryoko mitake August 27, 2003
nosebleed
1.) Metaphorically used to describe incredible heights.
2.) Metaphorically used to describe incredible speeds.
2.) Metaphorically used to describe incredible speeds.
nosebleed by Justin Chase July 7, 2004
nosebleed
1. putative and profuse nasal bleeding
2, having to do with something in a high location (from the notion that nosebleeds can be caused be high altitudes)
2, having to do with something in a high location (from the notion that nosebleeds can be caused be high altitudes)
nosebleed by Light Joker August 4, 2007
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