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when a nerd see something hot that they cant comprehend like a naked girl on a cam or just get over excited about something dumb on the computer and the blood rush to there head

OHMYGAWD she's takin her bra off *nosebleed*

*nosebleed* by Na'Tasha October 30, 2007

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nosebleed

Sometimes used in anime and manga, nosebleed means to become sexually excited. It's usually embarrassing and something the character will probably try to cover up. Though it normally is shown happening to male characters, female characters have also been shown having nosebleeds.
It is also a term used by fans, regardless of their type of fandom, to express finding something exciting sexually or hot.

Sailor Venus had a nosebleed just thinking about Yaten Kou in the anime version of Sailor Moon.

He quickly covered his face in an attempt to stop his nosebleed.

Girl 1: Oh my gosh, did you see the latest manga chapter?
Girl 2: Yeah, Ed looked so sexy in the chapter cover, I totally wanted to nosebleed.

nosebleed by RSForever April 10, 2008

nosebleed

A less embarassing but more irritating alternative to developing a boner.

nosebleed by Lover Boy September 16, 2003

nosebleed

a Filipino street slang that means running out of English words to say , or is in a state of difficulty understanding particularly English language. may sometimes be applicable aside from English like math problems.

I'm going to flunk trigonometry,I went nosebleed during the final exam.

Stop it man, I'm already having a nosebleed. (a comment to someone speaking in rapid fire English.)

nosebleed by benryanlee November 12, 2011

nosebleed

what one gets when a male sees a fucking hot female; an instananeous rush of blood to the nose (and also wordpenis) when one is excited by a member of the opposite sex.

The girl was so fucking hot I had a nosebleed.

nosebleed by ryoko mitake August 27, 2003

nosebleed

1.) Metaphorically used to describe incredible heights.

2.) Metaphorically used to describe incredible speeds.

1.) They went to the arena and got the nosebleed seats.

2.) This T1 line is nosebleed fast.

nosebleed by Justin Chase July 7, 2004

nosebleed

1. putative and profuse nasal bleeding

2, having to do with something in a high location (from the notion that nosebleeds can be caused be high altitudes)

I had a major nosebleed after getting home.

nosebleed by Light Joker August 4, 2007

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026