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interj. Used to commend another's skill; largely synonymous with 'epic' or 'awesome'. Particularly suitable for use when viewing breakdancing performances. (Saying 'nooice' to commend someone else saying 'nooice' remains controversial but may lead to a heartfelt scenario.) Popularized through social media following its showcasing in a sketch on the television show Key & Peele.
(witnesses a headspin) "NOOICE!"
nooice by Zotmeister October 15, 2013
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nonice Nonces noice nonćè novice Nonie Nonies noncery Noncey noniversary

Bald Nonce 

A bald man at the end of your street who likes little kids
Ohh no it’s the bald nonce. Hide your kids.
Bald Nonce by DanGlybles69 December 25, 2019

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Bored person: omg I distracted myself from boredom and the fact that I am not doing anything productive and the slow crawl of time for a few seconds by searching this.

Noncestick

When a paedophile has raped so many kids that the government has decided to impale them on a metal pole.
You hear about that paedophile Nik who lived up the road? Yeah now he is just a noncestick
Noncestick by NJRuler November 6, 2019

Ginger nonce 

Have you seen that ginger nonce new vid

Yeah Stephen tries

Ha gottem

Dog Nonce 

An individual who uses a dog for any of the following: 1) sexual contact, 2) fouling public places with faeces, 3) placing faeces where children play, 4) imposing their dog(s) onto members of the public, 4) causing noise nuisance.
Make sure your children play somewhere well away from paedophiles or dog nonces.
Dog Nonce by topwise September 4, 2019