Nonces

kiddy fiddlers

Fraggle Rock is full of nonces

by bernard April 11, 2003

Nonces

People who spends too much time studying and not enough time outside.

Those guys are such nonces, touch some grass!

by gary):&/&/ November 30, 2023

nonces direct

Alternative name for a well-known chain of cheap sports shops in the UK that sells all of the brands usually spotted in paedophile sting videos such as Slazenger, Dunlop and Crocs. One of their employees was once stung in the stock room of a Nonces Direct shop and as a result is now considered king of the paedos.

After Jimmy the paedo had given out all of his sweets, he popped into Nonces Direct and bought a Slazenger jacket

by Baz&Dave May 31, 2019

Bald Nonce

A bald man at the end of your street who likes little kids

Ohh no it’s the bald nonce. Hide your kids.

by DanGlybles69 December 25, 2019

Noncestick

When a paedophile has raped so many kids that the government has decided to impale them on a metal pole.

You hear about that paedophile Nik who lived up the road? Yeah now he is just a noncestick

by NJRuler November 6, 2019

Ginger nonce

Stephen tries

Have you seen that ginger nonce new vid

Yeah Stephen tries

Ha gottem

by SUB2PEWDIEPIE SUB2WILLNE March 16, 2019

Dog Nonce

An individual who uses a dog for any of the following: 1) sexual contact, 2) fouling public places with faeces, 3) placing faeces where children play, 4) imposing their dog(s) onto members of the public, 4) causing noise nuisance.

Make sure your children play somewhere well away from paedophiles or dog nonces.

by topwise September 4, 2019