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A 40 Year Old Man Looking At A 14 A Year Olds Arse
Fucking Hell Jim, That's A Bit Noncey
Noncey by CaliManDan January 1, 2021
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When it feels like theres a nonce in the room
Guy 1: Man, Why the hell does it feel noncey right now?

Guy 2: Cuz there is one here
Noncey by anonymous September 15, 2020
Any name that begins with an A can be considered noncey
Alex is noncey
Noncey by NextJen June 29, 2025

Noncey Boomer 

A cross between a nonce and a boomer
“That Jordan Garbutt is a noncey boomer”
Noncey Boomer by Braders_strange November 11, 2019

Noncey tash 

A very very very round female with a HUGEEE circumference who accidentally falls onto and sucks the cocks of 12year old boys, usually wears a onesie and likes to scream for absolutely no reason
Beware noncey tash is outside rn accidentally falling Onto cocks
Noncey tash by Ihatenatascha May 27, 2020

Noncey tea 

A cup of tea with far too much milk in it, to the point you begin questioning if there's ever been a tea bag in it.
"mate, you're brewing so let's have a proper yorky, none of that noncey tea this time"
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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