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A 40 Year Old Man Looking At A 14 A Year Olds Arse
Fucking Hell Jim, That's A Bit Noncey
Noncey by CaliManDan January 1, 2021
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When it feels like theres a nonce in the room
Guy 1: Man, Why the hell does it feel noncey right now?

Guy 2: Cuz there is one here
Noncey by anonymous September 15, 2020
Any name that begins with an A can be considered noncey
Alex is noncey
Noncey by NextJen June 29, 2025

Noncey Boomer 

A cross between a nonce and a boomer
“That Jordan Garbutt is a noncey boomer”
Noncey Boomer by Braders_strange November 11, 2019

Noncey tash 

A very very very round female with a HUGEEE circumference who accidentally falls onto and sucks the cocks of 12year old boys, usually wears a onesie and likes to scream for absolutely no reason
Beware noncey tash is outside rn accidentally falling Onto cocks
Noncey tash by Ihatenatascha May 27, 2020

Noncey tea 

A cup of tea with far too much milk in it, to the point you begin questioning if there's ever been a tea bag in it.
"mate, you're brewing so let's have a proper yorky, none of that noncey tea this time"
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
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