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A college graduate that has all requirements for a job but lacks the ability to communicate effectively.
That guy would have been perfect for this position if they wern't such a noncom.
noncom by Ranger_Rich August 3, 2007
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Military slang for non-comissioned (enlisted) personnel
2nd lieutenant: cleaning the shitters is below my pay grade. I'll get a noncom to take care of it.
Noncom by BurnMaker October 12, 2023

NoComment 

NoComment is a term used to avoid conversation, incriminating, conflict, arguments.
My girl asked me who ate the last crab leg, I replied NoComment!

The police came over asking about a shooting, I looked at the officers and stated NoComment.

Dray, did you cheat on me; NoComment
NoComment by Mr.OVERWIT April 28, 2020

Con noncon 

Consensual non-consensual. Typically used in BDSM scenarios, rape roleplay that is pre-discussed by two consenting individuals
Joe: Hey Betsy, wanna try con noncon?

Betsy: Yeah! Get on the bed bitch.

Joe: No!

Betsy: *Fucls Joe*

nincomshit

You're not supposed to run with scissors, you nincomshit!
nincomshit by ceeteemn April 4, 2009

nonconformist 

a person who usually does things differently from the majority of people, not for the sake of being different and special, but because they prefer to do so.
As a nonconformist, Alex doesn't care if a band is bashed my many people, he still listens to them and admits that because he likes their music.
nonconformist by goosebumpbb August 23, 2010
Short for "nonconsensual" in fanfiction, regular fiction, or just in general referring to various kinds of relationship scenarios where one or both of the participants is forced into sex. Generally associated with rape fantasy and highly controversial.
On the whole, relationships in fanfiction are between two consenting individuals, but there is the occasional noncon.
noncon by Zen November 29, 2004
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