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Military slang for non-comissioned (enlisted) personnel
2nd lieutenant: cleaning the shitters is below my pay grade. I'll get a noncom to take care of it.
Noncom by BurnMaker October 12, 2023

NoComment 

NoComment is a term used to avoid conversation, incriminating, conflict, arguments.
My girl asked me who ate the last crab leg, I replied NoComment!

The police came over asking about a shooting, I looked at the officers and stated NoComment.

Dray, did you cheat on me; NoComment
NoComment by Mr.OVERWIT April 28, 2020

Con noncon 

Consensual non-consensual. Typically used in BDSM scenarios, rape roleplay that is pre-discussed by two consenting individuals
Joe: Hey Betsy, wanna try con noncon?

Betsy: Yeah! Get on the bed bitch.

Joe: No!

Betsy: *Fucls Joe*

nincomshit

You're not supposed to run with scissors, you nincomshit!
nincomshit by ceeteemn April 4, 2009

nonconformist 

a person who usually does things differently from the majority of people, not for the sake of being different and special, but because they prefer to do so.
As a nonconformist, Alex doesn't care if a band is bashed my many people, he still listens to them and admits that because he likes their music.
nonconformist by goosebumpbb August 23, 2010
Short for "nonconsensual" in fanfiction, regular fiction, or just in general referring to various kinds of relationship scenarios where one or both of the participants is forced into sex. Generally associated with rape fantasy and highly controversial.
On the whole, relationships in fanfiction are between two consenting individuals, but there is the occasional noncon.
noncon by Zen November 29, 2004
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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