nincomshit

A more intense form of nincompoop.

You're not supposed to run with scissors, you nincomshit!

nincomshit by ceeteemn April 4, 2009

nincomphile 

A complete ass. Complete unaware of context, relevance, or factual information. Speaking complete gibberish and trying to make it sound intelligent. A MORON!

DOAT will you shut the hell up with that stupid fucking bullshit you GOD DAMN NINCOMPHILE

nincomphile by DOATfiend September 13, 2009

nicoshits 

The need to shit when smoking a cigarette

Hey bro, after smoking cigs I Get the nicoshits

nicoshits by Nicoshits September 3, 2017