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(adj) idiot, moron, stupid.
Derived from 'non compus mentus'.
Dude, you're such a noncomp!
noncomp by Anonymous February 20, 2003
Words you can keep

Nincompeepeepoopoo 

A really op insult

Can beat any insult

Also a compliment for people with people with good bowels
You’re an idiot
And you’re a nincompeepeepoopoo
*instantly dies*
Nincompeepeepoopoo by iislkdl__wwoe January 12, 2022

nincompoop 

Aaron is a nincompoop.
nincompoop by Yen January 5, 2000

nonCUMpliant 

While having sex, you or your partner fail to reach orgasm
We got drunk, had sex, but I was nonCUMpliant.
I went down on her for 15 minutes, but she would not CUMply
nonCUMpliant by pimp dog h4 May 30, 2014

nincompoopers 

a group of stupid people
you guys are nincompoopers!!
nincompoopers by snickledumper January 27, 2015

Noncommunication 

NONCOMMUNICATION\noun; 1 :the
experience of meaning independent of language 2 :the
displacement of language by means of imagination 3 :a
way of describing meaning that occurs when the object
of perception - be it a person or a thing - is engaged
without depending on points of reference governed by
laws of association 4 :the Fine Art movement (founded
3/1978; established 2/2000) associated to this term:
noncommunication 5 :non-referential perception leading
to a first time experience of self through the object perceived. noncommuicative objects
We just viewed the exhibition of noncommunication online.
Noncommunication by Robert Strang February 25, 2008

Noncompete or Luna?

a question concerning the motivating conditions of any interlocutor who overtly propagates misinformation for ends related to domestic political unrest, either through the equivocation and misappropriation of critical social concepts originally intended to manifest social/class consciousness or through the intentional flaring up of emotional and/or nationalistic tendencies rooted in conservative-leaning climates which stultify their base's critical faculties leaving them unequipped to vote in their best interest.
After carefully listening to the way Steven Crowder overtly misinforms his large audience base, I couldn't help but ask: Noncompete or Luna? No other option seemed to stand to reason.
Noncompete or Luna? by Strifen January 18, 2022
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Failure Shower 

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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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