Zen's definitions
1. Motherfucker, if you don't put down the lung, I'll murder your face!
2. I was in the club and smashed a motherfucker's head down on a martini glass. Man, you murdered his face!!
2. I was in the club and smashed a motherfucker's head down on a martini glass. Man, you murdered his face!!
by zen December 4, 2004

v. (1) To be left in the dust, as in a race or other competition.
(2) Can also be used in the general sense meaning to suck or to lose.
(3) To remove something's momentum (usually in combination with "out of their sails").
(4) A negative dismissal in the tradition of fuck off or go to hell, but without the obscenity.
(2) Can also be used in the general sense meaning to suck or to lose.
(3) To remove something's momentum (usually in combination with "out of their sails").
(4) A negative dismissal in the tradition of fuck off or go to hell, but without the obscenity.
(1) That last hill on the cross country course left me sucking wind as I watched everybody pass me.
(2) This traffic sucks wind.
(3) He was going to go straight down into the avalanche zone for the camera, but the ski patrol guy sucked the wind right out of his sails.
(4) Oh yeah? Well, tell them to go suck wind.
(2) This traffic sucks wind.
(3) He was going to go straight down into the avalanche zone for the camera, but the ski patrol guy sucked the wind right out of his sails.
(4) Oh yeah? Well, tell them to go suck wind.
by Zen November 17, 2004

A fictitious human organ whose purpose is to turn solid waste product into rancid smelling gas - which is eventually expelled through the anus.
by Zen January 3, 2007

Christian university in Ohio. Filled with hypocrits and assholes. A money making machine marketing a "safe christian environment" willing to sacrifice doctrine and employees to the almighty dollar.
It is a known fact that Cedarville treats its employees like shit and doesnt give a damn about students who dont come from big money.
by Zen February 17, 2005

by zen February 20, 2004

1. Captain Murphy's imaginary girlfriend on "Sea Lab 2021". Constructed from a mop and an upside down bucket with a poorly drawn face. She is somewhat of a slut.
2. Name given to the hated girlfriend or wife of a friend. Her true name is irrelevant.
2. Name given to the hated girlfriend or wife of a friend. Her true name is irrelevant.
1. Marrco! Get your hands off of Bucket Head Wendy!
2. He used to be cool before he hooked up with Bucket Head Wendy.
2. He used to be cool before he hooked up with Bucket Head Wendy.
by Zen February 17, 2005

A philosophical paradox or logical paradox. The contradiction that the greater sentience is a result of less brute force perception and information processing, and more transcending trained language based consciousness and object oriented concepts.
by zen October 30, 2003
