Zen's definitions

murder your face

1. to kill you.
2. or to hurt your face real bad.
often used as a threat or description.

1. Motherfucker, if you don't put down the lung, I'll murder your face!
2. I was in the club and smashed a motherfucker's head down on a martini glass. Man, you murdered his face!!

by zen December 4, 2004

wing

1) (noun):short for wingman
2) (verb):to act as wingman
3) see "wingman"

Jim: Hey, you have to help me get with Heather but her fat friend Jill won't leave us alone.

Steve: Don't worry, I'll wing for you at the bar tonight.

by Zen January 3, 2007

cedarville

Christian university in Ohio. Filled with hypocrits and assholes. A money making machine marketing a "safe christian environment" willing to sacrifice doctrine and employees to the almighty dollar.

It is a known fact that Cedarville treats its employees like shit and doesnt give a damn about students who dont come from big money.

by Zen February 17, 2005

endgame

1) The final stage of any dramatic event.
2) The final stage of a chess game, usually after a significant reduction in material.

Jack slept with a dirty woman which forced him into the endgame of his already pathetic life.

by Zen January 3, 2007

gliver

A fictitious human organ whose purpose is to turn solid waste product into rancid smelling gas - which is eventually expelled through the anus.

Please excuse my awful farts...I have an overactive gliver.

by Zen January 3, 2007

howdylander

someone from texas.

y'all from texas?
y'all a howdylander.
. . . these big doin's

by zen February 20, 2004

Bucket Head Wendy

1. Captain Murphy's imaginary girlfriend on "Sea Lab 2021". Constructed from a mop and an upside down bucket with a poorly drawn face. She is somewhat of a slut.

2. Name given to the hated girlfriend or wife of a friend. Her true name is irrelevant.

1. Marrco! Get your hands off of Bucket Head Wendy!

2. He used to be cool before he hooked up with Bucket Head Wendy.

by Zen February 17, 2005