swarth vader

n. swarthy yet evil

from the latin vader, meaning evil and the greek swarthikus meaning foreboding in a informational sense and also excessive; greedy

see also swarthy

i wz restin' in tha crib when a swarth vader amble up an' swaller all the beer n' smoke all the herb passin' by to dirty the towels.

by zen January 15, 2005

zenhex

A philosophical paradox or logical paradox. The contradiction that the greater sentience is a result of less brute force perception and information processing, and more transcending trained language based consciousness and object oriented concepts.

You overthink your problems and you are caught in a zen hex.

by zen October 30, 2003

bingo

to be very low on or completely out of something you need

I can't go to the strip club tonight because I'm bingo on cash.

by Zen January 03, 2007

red flag

the flag of no quarter. used by pirates, the red flag was flown from the pirate ship when a merchant ship pirates were targeting offered resistance.

no quarter means that the pirates intended to take no prisoners.

some buster smoke up all my smokin' weed.

show him the red flag.

no quarter for dat sucka!

by zen November 30, 2006

murder your face

1. to kill you.
2. or to hurt your face real bad.
often used as a threat or description.

1. Motherfucker, if you don't put down the lung, I'll murder your face!
2. I was in the club and smashed a motherfucker's head down on a martini glass. Man, you murdered his face!!

by zen December 04, 2004

cedarville

Christian university in Ohio. Filled with hypocrits and assholes. A money making machine marketing a "safe christian environment" willing to sacrifice doctrine and employees to the almighty dollar.

It is a known fact that Cedarville treats its employees like shit and doesnt give a damn about students who dont come from big money.

by Zen February 17, 2005

Bucket Head Wendy

1. Captain Murphy's imaginary girlfriend on "Sea Lab 2021". Constructed from a mop and an upside down bucket with a poorly drawn face. She is somewhat of a slut.

2. Name given to the hated girlfriend or wife of a friend. Her true name is irrelevant.

1. Marrco! Get your hands off of Bucket Head Wendy!

2. He used to be cool before he hooked up with Bucket Head Wendy.

by Zen February 17, 2005