A very, very long time ago, in ancient Rome, one man was named this by his ungrateful mother. He was bullied endlessly throughout his time at school and nobody needed to call him names as his official name was
bad enough. 20 years later, he legally changed his name and surprising to him, everyone was
sad because they had no
joy in calling him that name, instead, his name was
Dave. Because of the mass sadness, he changed his name back to this where it is now immortalized.