Noncerism

The act of being stared at by a 35+ aged boomer in public.

M: "Absolute noncerism, big bitch Becky is staring at us again."
E: "Oh for fucks sake. She should get some treatment for that noncerism of hers."

Noncerism by donkey leg November 13, 2020

Nannerism 

Something said by a Nanna or Grandmother that is not entirely true. Not a lie, but an exaggeration or an embellishment of the truth.

Nanna passes by a famous hospital and tells the children "I was the head of child services there when I was 25." Or "I used to live at the Drake Hotel in Chicago." is it true? We don't know, but it appears to be a Nannerism

Nannerism by Boupa June 30, 2011

noncerino 

An amazing person who catches nonces pedos

Cre4tor is a noncerino

noncerino by Cre4tor November 6, 2020

Noneckism

The polytheistic religious belief that one day when the sun heavily burnt the necks of our ancestors, disrupting the yin and yang between the sun and the sea, we forever took a vow of hatred towards the evils inflicted by the sun. Now, we cover our necks by pulling our shirts over our mouth, nose, and ears. Additionally, the inside of our shirts, at the top, are lined with blessed cloth, that way we only breathe in sacred air. Uncovering your neck, hence eating and bathing, are to be done in private. Those that practice are referred to as “noneckists”.

“Hey dude, why does Jimmy cover his face like that?”
“I heard he practices noneckism”

Noneckism by YesPapa47 September 13, 2018

nanderism 

The religion that worships the great Nandha. It is the most supreme religion in the universe. Its followers are commonly known as nanders.

Tyrone: “Hey, what religion do you practice?”
Shaniqua: “I am a nander, and therefore I practice nanderism.”

nanderism by bigballer615 April 11, 2019

Assholian Noncerino Retardus

A very, very long time ago, in ancient Rome, one man was named this by his ungrateful mother. He was bullied endlessly throughout his time at school and nobody needed to call him names as his official name was bad enough. 20 years later, he legally changed his name and surprising to him, everyone was sad because they had no joy in calling him that name, instead, his name was Dave. Because of the mass sadness, he changed his name back to this where it is now immortalized.

"Shit, man. You're such an Assholian Noncerino Retardus, shape up."

Assholian Noncerino Retardus by Common Millenial May 31, 2018

Nonceist 

If you are bullying the nonces and not the normal people then you are a noncist

Stop bullying the nonce you nonceist

Nonceist by CHRISTIANMINECRAFTSERVER November 30, 2017