15 definitions by bernard

the spike

The act of inserting a finger into the anus while performing oral sex. Usually it's male to female or in the gay community male to male or female to female but could apply to female to male

I gave her "the spike" while I was going down on her. Drove her crazy man!!

by bernard August 01, 2006

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thick creamy load

a mans "special sauce"

"hello im MATT MILLER and i want you to empty your thick creamy load on my chest"

by bernard February 02, 2005

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ATOGM

Ass to other girls mouth

Porno term meaning in a threesome with a guy and two girls. One girl gets fucked in the ass and the cock goes directly from her ass into the other girl's mouth...see Rocco Siffredi.

by bernard December 24, 2004

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altiris

A crappy computer manangement system which doesnt do what it is supposed to

Oh no, you've got an altiris on your hands

by bernard March 04, 2005

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cockblocker

to try to stop one from getting booty

stop cockblokin nigga

by bernard December 03, 2003

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name dropping

mentioning someone (usually 'famous') in a conversation to imply that you are best friends with said person in lame hope of appearing cool by association

Cubix the cunt: I couldn't possibly answer that, i would get a grilling from Ronnie or Arthur (as he browses these forums) or a Avi, ha ha. I lie i love to bum lee blackwell on weekends.

by bernard September 07, 2004

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penetration

to "poke" someone in a bodily orifice

COME OVER HERE AND PENETRATE ME BIG BOy

by bernard February 02, 2005

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