Definitions by bernard

the spike 

The act of inserting a finger into the anus while performing oral sex. Usually it's male to female or in the gay community male to male or female to female but could apply to female to male

I gave her "the spike" while I was going down on her. Drove her crazy man!!

the spike by bernard August 1, 2006

furby 

Munoz! See Munoz for a fuller definition

Munoz is such a furby!

furby by Bernard March 9, 2005

altiris 

A crappy computer manangement system which doesnt do what it is supposed to

Oh no, you've got an altiris on your hands

altiris by Bernard March 4, 2005

shoop 

to put something sweaty on hand, then sneak up behind someone and wipe your hand in their mouth

"goddamit tim i was enjoying that cake until you went and shooped me with ball sweat"

shoop by bernard February 2, 2005

penetration 

to "poke" someone in a bodily orifice

COME OVER HERE AND PENETRATE ME BIG BOy

penetration by bernard February 2, 2005

thick creamy load 

a mans "special sauce"

"hello im MATT MILLER and i want you to empty your thick creamy load on my chest"

thick creamy load by bernard February 2, 2005

shoom 

similar to the shoop except wiping the face NOT the inside of mouth.NO ORAL PENETRATION HOKAY

"goddamit matt you fucking shoomed me with man paste dickwad"

shoom by bernard February 2, 2005