penetration

to "poke" someone in a bodily orifice
by bernard February 02, 2005
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shoop

to put something sweaty on hand, then sneak up behind someone and wipe your hand in their mouth
"goddamit tim i was enjoying that cake until you went and shooped me with ball sweat"
by bernard February 02, 2005
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ATOGM

Porno term meaning in a threesome with a guy and two girls. One girl gets fucked in the ass and the cock goes directly from her ass into the other girl's mouth...see Rocco Siffredi.
by Bernard December 24, 2004
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name dropping

mentioning someone (usually 'famous') in a conversation to imply that you are best friends with said person in lame hope of appearing cool by association
Cubix the cunt: I couldn't possibly answer that, i would get a grilling from Ronnie or Arthur (as he browses these forums) or a Avi, ha ha. I lie i love to bum lee blackwell on weekends.
by bernard September 07, 2004
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n30n

n30n is the coolest
by Bernard March 24, 2003
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thick creamy load

"hello im MATT MILLER and i want you to empty your thick creamy load on my chest"
by bernard February 02, 2005
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altiris

A crappy computer manangement system which doesnt do what it is supposed to
Oh no, you've got an altiris on your hands
by Bernard March 04, 2005
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