bernard's definitions

furby

Munoz! See Munoz for a fuller definition

Munoz is such a furby!

by Bernard March 9, 2005

shoop

to put something sweaty on hand, then sneak up behind someone and wipe your hand in their mouth

"goddamit tim i was enjoying that cake until you went and shooped me with ball sweat"

by bernard February 2, 2005

thick creamy load

a mans "special sauce"

"hello im MATT MILLER and i want you to empty your thick creamy load on my chest"

by bernard February 2, 2005

popcfg

The place which I call my second home. The place where I have met my best friends or better yet my sisters. The place where nothing goes wrong and everything is just right. The place where I could never imagine never seeing again.

My favorite place in the world is popcfg.

by Bernard February 5, 2004

n30n

a stealthy death ninja, and generally really cool person

n30n is the coolest

by Bernard March 24, 2003

altiris

A crappy computer manangement system which doesnt do what it is supposed to

Oh no, you've got an altiris on your hands

by Bernard March 4, 2005

shoom

similar to the shoop except wiping the face NOT the inside of mouth.NO ORAL PENETRATION HOKAY

"goddamit matt you fucking shoomed me with man paste dickwad"

by bernard February 2, 2005